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Let the man enjoy his boats
Imagine being the ruler of that city and letting him get "cured" instead of having him infodump / give daily reports about this.
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Let the man enjoy his boats
Imagine being the ruler of that city and letting him get "cured" instead of having him infodump / give daily reports about this.
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"Captain's Log, supplemental."
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I've been a dev for 20+ years and yeah, learning a new repo is hard. Here's some stuff I've learned:
Before digging into the code:
Digging into the code:
There's no silver bullet. Just keep acquiring information until you're comfortable.
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Stack Overflow Just Announced Their Own AI OverflowAI
That would be pretty easy.
return "Why are you even trying to do it this way?\n$link_to_language_spec\nThis should be closed.;
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Consciousness could last hours after ‘death’
A long time ago, my old therapist asked me what I thought would happen after I died. I told him I didn't know and was ok waiting to find out when it happened. He pressed me on it and I said "ok, either the big switch flips and that's it, or something soul-like survives, or the human mind dilates my final moments into an eternity because it cannot comprehend non-existence." And then he changed the subject.
This reminds me of that.
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Daddy
Sometimes my mom calls a fanny pack a strap-on. This is like that.
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"This violates so many laws..."
This reminds me of the time my group played a kobold campaign. We found a halfling scout and dealt with him. Then we made an improvised catapult and launched his corpse into the middle of his camp. And then we snuck in and wiped the rest of the halfling party while they were trying to figure out what was happening.
One of the guys in our party put skills in cooking and rolled a nat 20 making halfling jerky. A few sessions later a wizard or whatever granted us a wish, and we wished for our supply of nat 20 halfling jerky to never run out.
So now we're rolling around the countryside raising hell and handing out halfling jerky to everyone because it is now the most powerful diplomatic tool in our arsenal. We never told anyone what it was made out of and pretty much any NPC who didn't want to kill us on sight got a piece.
I don't remember what happened to the party. I think our GM gave up in disgust after a while. Good times.
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Programmer tries to explain binary search to the police
The final project in my instrumentation class was to tune a PID controller for a hot/cold mixing valve. I (CS/ENG) was paired up with an engineering student and a lot of it was throwing parameters in, seeing if weird shit happened, and then turning down or up based on the result. I had a programming final and something else I was supposed to be studying for, so I just started doing a binary search with the knobs. We got the thing tuned relatively fast and my partner acted like I was a wizard.
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Respect
Authority is a privilege and a responsibility, not a virtue or a right. If you are in a place of authority your life should be harder, not full of fawning sycophants that give you an ego boost.
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Tech CEOs Confused by Why Everybody Hates AI So Much
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Loud guy.
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Pretty sure One-Who-Goes-Bankrupt-Running-A-Casino is a Ferengi insult.
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The Antinatalism subreddit basically promoting eugenics against autistic people
The people that want to restrict reproduction are acting like eugenicists? I'm shocked. This is my shocked face.
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Amateurs Using AI to “Vibe Code” Are Now Begging Real Programmers to Fix Their Botched Software
Kernighan's Law states "Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it."
Since no thought went into writing the code, I can only believe that no thought is required to fix. Therefore my involvement is unnecessary. Have fun!
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Woman Reading Book with Orange by Georgy Kurasov
All these years I've been reading a book without an orange.
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Peter Molyneux is ready to disappoint us again with his latest game, a blockchain-based business sim
Molyneux's great sin is the inability to shut the fuck up while he's ahead. lt's hard to explain how much weight this guy carried in the 90s/very early 00s but he was the guy that did Populus, Dungeon Keeper, and Syndicate. And then he just kept over-promising and fucking up for a whole decade.
If he'd kept it reasonable he might still carry some of that weight but he cannot stop promising the moon and then delivering mediocre shit. It would be like Miyamoto releasing flappy bird with NFTs instead of the next Zelda game. God he's so frustrating.
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We mourn our craft
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Yep, and the newer ones are getting worse.
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Git grumpy: Torvalds complains of passive voice in merge commit messages
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maybe this will work
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linting and unit tests
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Bastards evicted an autistic person from her home, with the approval of a judge, after the rich Fuggers to whom she paid her rent didn’t pay the rich Fuggers who owned the building.
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This is real. In order to formally evict, it needs to go to court. Because eviction is a civil matter, most places don't give access to a public defender. This means that the tenant must retain legal counsel or fill the paperwork out themselves. I've heard of at least one local case where the defendant was publicly berated by the judge for not applying the correct spacing to the document. Most people don't have the time to be lawyers as well as working jobs and raising kids. It's ludicrous but it's the default status.
It sounds like she theoretically got fourteen days to respond, but wasn't notified. In my state, it's five. It should be a minimum of thirty, but half our state legislature is realtors and landowners. Evictions follow a person around, too, and make it harder for them to find new housing.
If you hate this news story, check out tenant right to counsel, which is a new movement to guarantee legal defense for evictees. Cities are slowly adopting it, and it needs to happen everywhere.
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dying pig
Huh. These things are a central plot point in Hercule Poirot's Christmas. I always thought Agatha Christie just made them up.
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The anti-AI sentiment in the free software communities is concerning.
As someone whose employer is strongly pushing them to use AI assistants in coding: no. At best, it's like being tied to a shitty intern that copies code off stack overflow and then blows me up on slack when it magically doesn't work. I still don't understand why everyone is so excited about them. The only tasks they can handle competently are tasks I can easily do on my own (and with a lot less re-typing.)
Sure, they'll grow over the years, but Altman et al are complaining that they're running out of training data. And even with an unlimited body of training data for future models, we'll still end up with something about as intelligent as a kid that's been locked in a windowless room with books their whole life and can either parrot opinions they've read or make shit up and hope you believe it. I'll think we'll get a series of incompetent products with increasing ability to make wrong shit up on the fly until C-suite moves on to the next shiny bullshit.
That's not to say we're not capable of creating a generally-intelligent system on par with or exceeding human intelligence, but I really don't think LLMs will allow for that.
tl;dr: a lot of woo in the tech community that the linux community isn't as on board with