Can the TVA please prune this fucking timeline already.

I honestly believe these idiots that voted for Trump somehow thought that they would be immune to his policies. He doesn't give a fuck about you.

If he's actually put to death, he'll become a martyr. Saint Luigi Mangione. If this doesn't spark a revolution, we're fucking toast. I hate this fucking timeline.

Tax the rich
Feed the poor
Till there ain't no
Rich no more

I'm boycotting/canceling anything to do with this administration. Period. I've already banned numerous products from my house, having to purchase products from more independent suppliers who don't buy into Trump's bullshit. Canceling a streaming service is no different.

softly Don't.

Ahh yes, transporting hazardous chemicals on antiquated infrastructure. What a time to be alive.

I love how no one in the comments specifically mentions his name, like he's fucking Voldemort or something.

Jensen Huang!

gasps

Hitting your kids: don't fucking do that. You might not ever see them when they reach adulthood.

Donald J. Trump - Death by french fry asphyxiation on live TV

DJ Vance - Killed by a falling piece of furniture

Elon Musk - Hit by a Cybertruck in a freak accident

Pete Hegseth - Alcohol poisoning

Robert F Kennedy Jr. - Brain aneurysm live on TV

Kash Patel - shot by an unknown professional hitman

Christy Noem - Hit by a speeding dump truck

Pam Bondi - Electrocuted by a faulty power line near her podium (live, of course)

Linda McMahon - Stone Cold Stunner by a J6'er

Marco Rubio - Smashes face through a plate glass window

Elise Stefanik - Falls out a window

Vladimir Putin - Poisoned by comrade

Benjamin Netanyahu - Islamic extremist knife attack

Kim Jong-un - Slips and falls down some stairs, breaking his neck

Xi Jinpeng - Exposure to toxic honey

I could go on and on, you get the idea...

Like I needed another reason to hate this company. Fuck Rockstar and their shitty labor practices and that fucking launcher too!

It’s better to do something badly than to not do it at all.

His own quote. I can't make this shit up.

Right as it ramps up to a Cat 5? Fucking guy!

Fuck the USA government, you mean. I only live here, and all I get to do is choose between the lesser of two evils every 4 years. What a nightmare.

I love how the Winter Sale starts and the entirety of all gamers DDoS the site. The prices are practically the same from the Autumn Sale.

"and this.... former president..." I'm fucking dying.

If you think this is bad, just wait until China goes for Taiwan. "Like butter that has been scraped over too much bread."