Cat treat. Ate it on a dare. It was fucking foul. 0/10.

Army field manual.

About to all of us at work because they shut off the water to work on the water main and you can see the anguish on everyone’s faces.

If you would like this experience, tell your server by saying, “I’ll have the Tour of Afghanistan.”

Progdor?!

Tricks

A lesbian couple.

Okay here’s an alternative route:

Rather than trying to express this with words, do it through meaningful action. Go out of your way to spend time with this person. Suggest things you can do together even if it’s just going out for coffee or shopping or whatever. When they open up and share, listen in earnest and express empathy. This will allow your feelings to show themselves organically without you having to concoct some awkward-ass monologue about it. This will also provide you with nonverbal feedback about how they feel, and you can proceed accordingly.

Took me decades to figure this out myself btw.

You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill.

5 ounces of weed, 5 ounces of weed, 5 ounces of weed, iPod.

I give it an hour, tops. Wish we could have gotten to know each other better OP, but imma sit on my porch and have an ice cream sandwich and wait for it all to blow.

You know, I try to be a good dad, but I’ll never top what this guy did for his kid.

Hopefully.

Happy Father’s Day, Gary.

If I’m not mistaken, the whole myth rose from an incident with a pilot using land navigation, got one cluster of islands confused with another, which caused him to set an incorrect course and ended up getting lost at sea.

Ay least that’s my understanding. Now let’s talk about the real danger: quicksand.

MacOS users in this post:

I love how this comment section consists of advice for peeling eggs that are all in direct conflict with each other.

I am an American

I make my own choices

I stand strong!

dies

New fear unlocked: The Bermuda Quicksand!

“Take my paws! I can save you!”