Rotten potatoes smell somewhere between raw sewage and demon anus

I mean there are a whole bunch of players that seem to have a problem with actually dealing with consequences. Just look at the bg3 players who are so pissed about "missing content" when they murderhobo their way through the game. Like no shit you killed the people who give you quests, of course you're going to miss out on their stories.

You're assuming they think using logic. You're wrong. They go by emotion, and you can't use logic to reason with them.

Her jeans were in a war with those tree trunks she calls legs and we're utterly decimated

Hope springs eternal, as they say

Pamela Anderson nude or horrifying decapitation? Time to roll the dice!

That's a nice fuckin stick right there, king

If someone pulls out a flip phone I'm just going to assume they're a drug dealer

Halsin basically went up to me and said "I'm making a public salad and I need some of your dressing" even though I didn't interact with him aside from when absolutely necessary to advance certain quests

100%. If you as a DM get salty about the players using the tools given to them, you're a bad DM.

In the Philippines they're around 4$/kg where I live, and they're not even really nice potatoes.

I, too, am 100% productive at all times. Even when I'm not on the clock.

As if we aren't already smack dab in the middle of it

We're the Terminators of the animal kingdom. We're slow and deliberate, able to stalk our prey for days or weeks at a time, and can often come back from injuries that would be a death sentence for other animals.

My approach is basically: One playthrough for the story I want. One playthrough for the story the game gives me. One playthrough where I just be an evil fucking bastard.

Don't you fucking sully Country Mac's name

So long as they're hurting the right people

A pineapple-apricot pizza with cauliflower crust

I really like this one for certain genres like Funk or RnB that are generally more energetic and spontaneous when performed live. Helps the recorded material feel a little more alive.

not using a reusable scrub brush to clean your anus