Spyke
lemm.ee

Potatoes are amazing. They grow easily in a wide variety of soil and produce food which has every nutrient we need except for a complete protein. And, they're a vegetable, so you can tell someone you're eating your vegetables and then go to McDonald's for some frenchy fries

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kubicareply
kbin.social

The frying is the questionable part. (Well, the french part too but...)

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lemm.ee

Still vegetables! Everyone knows that a nice dinner at a Chinese buffet is healthy if you eat a few green beans lmao

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Just use vegetable oil. It’s got vegetable literally in the name, so it has to be healthy!

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lemmy.world

They're only nutritious if you eat the skin. If you peel them (like McDondald's does with their fries) then they're just empty carbs.

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Natanaelreply
slrpnk.net

Cooking potatoes with skin is still somewhat more nutritious than cooking them without (unless you're keeping the water for something else, some use it for stuff like pasta)

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lemm.ee

There are several essential amino acids we need to survive but don't produce in our bodies. No plant has all of those amino acids, but every animal product does. You can get complete plant protein by consuming multiple different plants, so if a vegan has a varied diet they're usually fine.

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There are a few plants with a complete amino acid profile: quinoa, soy, amaranth or buckwheat. But as you said, a varied diet is better.

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lemmies.world

Potatoes never go bad. They just start the process of turning into more potatoes.

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funktionreply
lemm.ee

Rotten potatoes smell somewhere between raw sewage and demon anus

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lemmy.ca

The green dust is also toxic to breathe in.

I recently had the pleasure of shoveling a rotting bag of potatoes out of my pantry. Likely the worst smell I have ever witnessed, nothing compares.

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daemozreply
lemmy.world

Try slow cooking rancid beefribs for 3 days susevide then putting a rack in an air fryer to see if it 'might mask the stench.' Our neighbors were dry heaving. House smelled worse than a civil war hospital for weeks.

Also try burning the crap out of mole sauce for like 3 hours.

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lemm.ee

Some potatoes went bad in my kitchen a few days ago, it smelled like actual human shit. Grim

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It smells like a partially decomposed corpse. I don't know what a corpse smells like, but I believe them. It's awful.

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Yea, I have a pretty bad sense of smell and that's one of the few things I can instantly recognize. Gotta play find the squishy potato when I smell it.

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x4740Nreply
lemmy.world

Didn't know they sold walking sentient fleshlight's

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Alfalfa, Potatoes and Turnips represent the top three vegetables tested as capable of growing on Mars in martian regolith (dirt) once water has been secured. Gives you some idea how hardy they are.

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feddit.de

[clap clap clap] "Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that."

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slrpnk.net

Potatoes are fucking immortal, I recovered some of last year's from a planter whose soil was so dry it was almost sand, planted them again, watered them and they immediately sprouted vines and leaves.

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That's because this is pretty much their natural lifecycle. They're native to the Andes, where cold, dry weather is kind of the norm.

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lemmy.world

Potatoes are so easy to grow. You can grow a lot of them in a trash can full of dirt.

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lemmy.ml

Tire stack..... Start growing in a tire or right on the ground. As soon as it's taller than the next available tire take that tire place it on the stack and bury the plant until there's just a couple of leaves above ground. Everything you buried be gentle will root out and become space for more spuds. When it grows up taller than another tire rinse and repeat until you have a stack of tires when you're ready to harvest just start knocking the tires over one by one. Works well to line them with plastic as well if you can

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kbin.social

I'm not sure I want something that's going into my mouth growing inside old tires.

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Slwh47696reply
lemmy.world

Yeah dude it's fine, you also mix used motor oil into the soil and it acts as a good pesticide.

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Well since I'm too cheap to fix my knocking issues, better go with leaded

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I've recently heard of some people living near the coast, carrying on an old local tradition of simply growing potatoes in seaweed instead of soil, adding a natural salty taste to them.

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Can confirm. Started potatoes in a grow-bag last year, did another round this year. The bag doesn't hold a ton of soil, but it was apparently enough to turn 5 seed potatoes into a few kilos of harvest

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The Irish's problem wasn't that they weren't growing enough food. Their problem is that Britain was taking all the food they did grow.

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psudreply
lemmy.world

Your stomach contains some of the strongest acid in nature, thanks to ancestors who were scavengers. The potato has no chance

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lemmy.world

Well, even though gastric acid(mostly hydrochloric acid) in our stomach does have a relatively low pH, it is very diluted, so in practice it just kills germs and stuff and won't obliterate everything going inside you

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It's great at breaking down meat and fat (fresh or rather past it)

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discuss.tchncs.de

I just found that mine are growing little mini potatoes even though they didn't find any soil.

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It’s heading for the screen in the upper right to google for soil.

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lemmy.world

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lemmy.world

Wait, that's you? I watched the first 27 minutes so far and it's really well made. Props!

I thought it was funny that in the beginning you say that the viewer isn't ready for r/ImSorryJon, a sub I've been subbed to for years. Wondering whether you're going to reveal anything about the sub that will make me question it hahah, we'll see!

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Dr. Coomerreply
lemmy.world

No, I'm not the creator. I meant hear on lemmy I made a post.

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Dr. Coomerreply
lemmy.world

But regardless, PLEASE DONT GO LOOKING FOR r/imreallysorryjohn

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T̶̛͇̱̻̼͍̳̜̥̘͎̊͒̈͑̋͑̏͋͑̃̌̕͝h̶̨̢̢̪̳͈̗͇͕͈̜̪͂̀̉ͅͅe̴̫̤͚͌͆̀ͅy̵̥͚̤͖̝̟̝͕͇͚̞͖͎̟̮͌͑̈́̇͆̑̎͊̅͐̌ͅ ̴̮̗̬͚̯̰͕̙͙͍̙͌̂̒̉w̷̡͙̜͍̠̖̮̲͙̜̦̬̙̮̋̐̓̂̇̇ḫ̸̢̢̢̡̛̭͉̘̜͙̪͓̰͚̭͕̐̿̈́̎̌̉̏̈̓̒̂́̕͝͝a̷̛̤͔͉̠̙̮̍͂̈̌̋͆̂t̶̹̗̫̼̠͇͎̥̝̥͉̻̜̫̺̋̑̀?̴͚̜̯́

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Second warning: you may learn of horrors worse than and eldrige horror Garfield.

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lemm.ee

If this is a stupid question feel free to call me retarted but is that actually how potatoes find the soil?

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I guess so but they grow underground so it shouldn't be this hard for them to find soil.

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not a stupid question, and the answer is yes! potatoes are really resilient. you can reproduce them by cutting off and planting their 'eyes' (sorry, that's the word for it - eww), and they also contain a ton of energy that lets them reach out like something from a nightmare.

i once forgot about a bag of potatoes i bought and left under the kitchen sink for a while. it was like a scene from a Cronenberg movie when i found it

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