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An unconventional pita, but still viable

No one lives under the lighthouse

I'm not much of a horror game player, but I enjoyed this one (especially the graphics)

Don't tempt me with a good time

"We are so small between the stars, so large against the sky"

From the song Stories of the Street by Leonard Cohen. That first album is poetry put to music.

Have you finished the game during those 5 tries? And what about the DLC?

Sometimes it takes time for the Stockholm syndrome to really kick in.

I just 100%'d this and highly recommend it

Stop giving these assholes money and support indie devs instead

Colin Armstrong

Ruby Setnik

Josh Johnson

I've seen a lot of shower thoughts, but this thought is the showerest

"while your investment appreciates in value", hopefully.

They can't hear you unless you cancel the service

What do you mean men are growing beards "again"? I haven't noticed any trend between clean shaven / bearded. Some do, some don't.

Ads look better in the official ad delivery app - download the app

"Oh, you already have a third party app that you love? Too bad, we're killing it."

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Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they talk on the phone like this

They don't even know why we're dicks out 😭

Rechargeable batteries. They have paid for themselves many times over by now. Less guilt about throwing away dead ones, too.

From now on I'll base my personality on Christian Bale's character in The Machinist