Parton*

Probably some shitty memes were made for the express purpose of being a meme, but the good ones take from something else as you said. It's like when someone tries to get everyone to call them Dominator but their name is Jeff.

Laser Beans

Left: stiff posture
Middle: relaxed posture

Fuck them kids

--AI

I've seen enough everything.. release the Kraken

Why should we know this? Why do you think it's such an important race?

I was thinking a peg but the other answers are probably more accurate

No, it is the bad kind of puppy.

*tap tap tap* Is this thing on?

No commander, it is currently powered down and disassembled.

Why not ministrator instead of minister?

Didn't*

I think a comment on the corresponding strip is best, maybe link back to this thread as an explanation for anyone that's confused about what they are/why they're posted.

Ever since Pop Tarts started going down the shitter I've been saying they'd make a fortune if they did their own version of the Double Stuf Oreo aka just sell Pop Tarts with an actual amount of filling with measurable thickness rather than a thin sheen. Now by the time they've gotten around to it, they're still a bastardized shrinkflation shadow of their former selves, and the flavors they chose for them look utterly unappealing on the box to boot.

Ah yes, the party of small government (unless that small government is a city trying to provide a benefit to its constituents, then we reserve the right to overrule them)

Not immediate failure—that’s the trap. Initial metrics look great. You ship faster. You feel productive.

And all they'll hear is "not failure, metrics great, ship faster, productive" and go against your advice because who cares about three months later, that's next quarter, line must go up now. I also found this bit funny:

I forced myself to use Claude Code exclusively to build a product. Three months. Not a single line of code written by me... I was proud of what I’d created.

Well you didn't create it, you said so yourself, not sure why you'd be proud, it's almost like the conclusion should've been blindingly obvious right there.

Don't forget the inevitable "3 months ago we were made aware of a breach of the BONTO! servers. What information was taken? Bet you'd like to know wouldn't you. What have we done about this situation? Fuck you, that's what."

The real reason women love true crime podcasts: learning from the mistakes of others