Torille

God bless the internet.

Degrees? While using Kelvin?? OP is a phony!

To be fair it does look delicious and strawberry yoghurt sure is an unusual fragrance for soap. Hell, I can speak Portuguese and there's still a non-zero chance I would've tried to eat this.

It's the Russian Defederation now

I still think the 2017 logo was their best, like a nice middle ground between this version and the current one:

Is... is this the year of the Linux desktop?

Love me some Polandball.

Doing so on the desktop is easy enough. Getting rid of Android appears to be a much harder challenge, though.

A lot of the internet has been lost to time already so I actually appreciate this place having this kind of permanence.

Nevermind the logos, what even are those titles? All the current ones sound like working titles they forgot to change to something more interesting before release

Amazon are also rumoured to be working on a Steam competitor, called "Vapor"

Oh great, yet another launcher.

Do I need a foldable phone? No. Do I like the idea of owning a phone that is actually small enough to be used with one hand and can fit anywhere? Yes. Besides, closing it to end a call is very cool.

They had to leave the plane but no one wanted to wake them up

Bro went with his mom

Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow.

Two weeks for that sounds excessive. Imagine if they said that the librarian was thicker than a bowl of oatmeal, that kid would be in prison to this day.

Biblically accurate potato

It will be 10 minutes to announce the new console and 50 minutes to announce Silksong

"It's fake news", "it's taken out of context", "that's not what he meant", you get the gist.