"Gun stash" = two handguns and ammunition.

I know guys who have more guns than that in their sock drawer.

Swamp coolers are a thing. I don't know about the physics, but they can actually cool a space if the ambient humidity is low.

Using ice water in the gadget you have will improve its performance, obviously.

Officially there are 18 holes on a standard course. The 19th hole is slang, referring to the bar players go to after finishing a game. I'm not a golfer, but I've visited clubs where the club bar was named "the 19th Hole."

Hah. I'd be happy to hear that everyone read at least one book in their lifetime.

Scrilling Lenmie.

Alaska, Hawaiian, and Horizon are all affiliated, so essentially one company has said "not on our aircraft." Good for them.

If I were you I'd see a doctor. Assuming you picked it up two days ago, that is sufficient time for it to settle and bite. The fact that it was not engorged is not assurance that you weren't bitten. Some people catch lyme and never show a rash, although that is uncommon.

Your doctor may prescribe an antibiotic as a preventative measure.

Where did this come from? I'd like to see the original and it's not on their website.

More like the SA (Sturmabteilung) AKA Brownshirts.

I liked Google better back when their company slogan was "don't be evil."

Put him to sleep agai, with a brick.

Hitler was a maniac and a despicable person, but I seem to remember reading that he was vegetarian and at least liked dogs. Maybe he was an animal rights activist, provided that you didn't consider humans animals.

"Elaine, if I'd a knowed that you'd a wanted to went, I'd a seen that you'd a got to get to go."

5% of 2.2 trillion is 0.11 trillion, or 110 billion.

"Would you like the receipt?" "I don't know. Does it have a nice personality?"

Interesting. The German for "feed," meaning animal feed, is "futter." In this case I guess they figured if it was chuck in English, chuck is feed too, so they went with futter.

I have three of them.

No, big planes have to do this sometimes after digesting excess passengers and cargo.

It would take, like, forever. Meshtastic is cool, I've been messing with it for years, but it is dog slow. It is only practical for short text messages and telemetry.

This sounds like consequences from going cheap. I have a couple of surplus panels that are over fifty years old and still outputting about 80% of their rated power when kept clean.