DOTA Baker's Two

I hope you mean Portal abs(square root of nine)

Noooo don't do Soos like that! He's smarter than that.

I can't be bothered to walk down to the basement, so practically my server is also only accessible by SSH

What do you mean "as a kid"? Cut The Rope is only... oh no

you mean renting 🦖

bless you

The FOs will only be U to you

I was a dumb idiot in college and I started talking to this girl over Facebook, we fell in love immediately but she lived 5 states away at the time and I was super hesitant to do long distance. 3 weeks into meeting each other, she kept begging me to be her boyfriend, and after about another week I caved.

After a month or so, she moved to my state, completely overhauled her life, started at the same college as me...

Now we've been together for 13 years and I can't imagine my life without her. We're excited to get old together.

It happens fellas, just don't be an idiot like me.

ignore this guy, it definitely is a priority for the first release!

Get in front of the train so you don't have to make a decision

I am your density

witchcraft

They're pretty much next to each other, but yeah separate.

He's not gonna say anything... His lips are sealed 🤐

oof ouch owie

A Druid PC of mine wanted to determine if his bear form can cross a large gap so I had him roll WIS - he rolled a 5 - I said "you're confident you can jump that gap"

He jumped. He fell.

this, and never having to eat, pee, or poop ever again

yeah but this is do nothing with guilt

But Meowth can use Payday whenever he wants