Spyke
lemmy.ml

stop the train and run for your life, don't let them get to you

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calabastreply
lemm.ee

Remember, if they bite you, you only have a minute to kill yourself.

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I was bitten this morning and I feel fi----nally half way through the week am I right? Any plans this weekend?

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sh.itjust.works

Would you rather murder a stranger, or be forced to interact with them for 5 seconds?

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Well murder risks further interaction with cops, the legal system, lawyers... Can I just stare at the stranger for 5 seconds? I could probably manage a smile.

Wait, you're a stranger! Look ma I did it!

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I rather tie my self up and pick a spot than get stuck interacting with a stranger for 5 seconds.

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This scene made me laugh so hard even though I've already seen the gif and laughed at that.

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lemmy.world

As someone who worked in a gas station for 24 years..

sigh

I’d do it. I’d suck it up. I’d make some damn good friends along the way and then I’d never maintain those friendships and feel guilty for the rest of rest of my life. “Just call him, dipshit. He’s going through a divorce! Just go fishing! Pleaaassse! Ok, here goes. Tomorrow.”

Always tomorrow.

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lemmy.world

Did you know that a single molecule of water has more hydrogen atoms than there are stars

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lemm.ee

I could do a few small talks before I'm socially exhausted, so maybe if i pull the lever about halfway through?

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But maybe you wont stop it in time for some of them, so then the families of those few in the front that died will forever hate you for not stopping it slightly sooner.

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AeonFelisreply
lemmy.world

Does that mean that said families will never want to talk with me?

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If you are lucky yes, if not they come over every sunday to throw eggs at your house. (Technically still not talking to you so hey...)

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See, this is where you need a super hero persona; all masked super heroes are confirmed socially awkward!

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If I pull the lever hard enough, will the trolley reverse? If so - can I jump on it to avoid the conversation?

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Don't worry guys Nijika aka Dorito will come and save the day

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Run on the track while holding the lever

The train will be stopped, but the person who pulled the lever wouldnt be alive to be thanked

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"So, as I was saying officer, as I am not a trained trolley operator I didn't knew the lever was a mechanism for it to do thinks, so I watched in horror as it approached the... (tries hard to hide smile)"

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I like to think I'm an introverts extravert. Most of my friends are introverts and they seem to like having me around, especially in busy social settings since I can act as a barrier to help manage the mayhem. I will gladly offer my services to the introvert who pulls the lever.

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lemmy.world

has it become popular to be a complete social inept? i've never seen so many kids that can't handle basic human interaction as i have in the last 5 years. WTF?

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Crozekielreply
lemmy.zip

Why are you seeing so many kids for the last 5 years? Do you have a representative sample size?

I feel like getting a feel for how people in society actually act from memes is a dangerous game. I think the point of them is to push passed hyperbole so that people laugh at it, and then share it with friends.

Also, inept isn't a noun.

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OP screaming at the top of their lungs: "Why are you kids so socially inept?!"

(Kids awkwardly backing away from this crazy person)

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lemmy.ca

The terminally online are 90% of Lemmy's content machine.

I get curated stuff for free so I'm happy those people exist but yeah don't take their worldview as the norm.

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lemmy.ca

The way you interface with strangers on the web is also something that could use a modicum of effort.

Be what you want the web to look like.

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I think that people are more willing to talk about it now, because mental illness is less stigmatized than it used to be.

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My autism isn't going away. Professional help resulted in the advice of: "Take time off from people when your social batteries are depleted, because otherwise you burn out and fall into a depression (that was the constant circle I was in until I got my diagnosis and started to accept what I can and can't do)."

There is no solution that doesn't deplete my social batteries, while neurotypical people load their batteries when being in contact with other people mine do not and never will. I still see friends and have conversations with a lot of people, I need that I am not a hermit but carefully planned and spread out and if possible online and not in person because that makes it less straining.

I would have to pull the lever late to save only the last 10 people, sorry for the others. /s

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People say sarcasm doesn't translate on the internet, but hyperbole is definitely a close second.

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zarkanianreply
sh.itjust.works

What a strange thing to hate. It makes you angry when people don't want to do small talk?

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Blyfhreply
lemmy.world

What a strange thing to hate. It makes you angry when people struggle with social anxiety?

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Sometimes, yeah.

Or, specifically, I can't stand the people who constantly post about how they have social anxiety in a public place for attention (which seems like the opposite of what they would want) and have this whole persona of a "smol widdle sad bean 8c I'd wather wet people die den tawk to dem".

I've had to deal with a lot of toxic, manipulative people who use their identity of having "social anxiety" as a way to manipulate and control others. "I am so weak and tired from talking and anxious, we should go back to the hotel right now and if we don't I'm going to throw a fit!" Doesn't matter if it's the funeral for their partner's dad and said partner hasn't seen their family in years because they live far away and it's really important for them to get closure, naw, the anxiety is more important so we gotta leave NOW.

So yeah, I don't like some socially anxious people. And I hate people who have attitudes like this comic, because for some people, it's not hyperbole, they are that selfish and self centered.

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Mordexreply
lemmy.world

I don’t understand, do you mean talking with people who want to chill by themselves or running a trolly over people?

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The people who make social anxiety their whole identity. See the larger comment if you want more detail.

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