Woulda been cooler if they spun up a US government Mastodon instance and made his account there, but this is certainly a step in the right direction

Well, in their defense, when they were writing the document there was no standard yet

Ok but Trump is getting free press from the media. They're frothing at the mouth at the concept of him becoming President again because their numbers have never been higher than they were during his disasterous four years.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturday_Night_Massacre

Once again, Trump is just doing what Nixon did but worse and getting away with it

My understanding is that it's a British term for retiree. Basically just means elderly

Holy fuck, please shut up Hillary, you are not helping. You are an electoral poison. You are to polling numbers and engagement as Rob Schneider is to Rotten Tomatoes scores. Please, if you want to help, just go gentle into that good night.

There was literally an interview with Bill Gates published yesterday where he was saying he was optimistic since Trump appeared to be listening when he discussed the global AIDS pandemic over dinner.

So much for that I guess.

It would be idiotic too, cause it would only make them mad and make them even more dedicated to tanking the IPO. It would be the absolute worst thing he could do.

That said, buy popcorn futures because I totally expect him to ban the sub, remove the mods, or restrict discussion of the IPO

If they pop an ICE agent its a PR win for the fascs. They'll spin it as "see how violent they are" or the like

While you're correct, since 1998 the book has been published as October Sky for that very reason. Fun fact, October Sky is an anagram of Rocket Boys

I'm assuming pubic lice, commonly known as crabs

I don't know, I feel pretty strongly that they're linked. Clearly the cell phone outage caused the solar flares.

I stopped going when they replaced 90% of the cashiers with self-checkout and the lines tripled in size.

There were times where I spent more time in line than I did shopping there.

Everything that should be an app has become a web page and everything that should be a web page has become an app

Do they not show this episode on cable anymore?

If Project 2025 comes to pass and they have sweeping powers they'll find a way to siphon federal money into the RNC

No, even our debit cards use credit card companies for the actual processing

Ditto for PayPal, ApplePay, and Google Pay.

The gall of saying that DNC officers shouldn't ever influence a primary nominee after them shafting Bernie in 2016, and foisting Biden and then Harris on us in 2024. Silver lining I guess is now they're on record as having that policy and are likely codifying it

Palm Trees or Robot, and its my ankle and sometimes my knee

For us it was putting a space in the username field of the login screen, and then moving the cursor back to the start of the field.

The username field wouldn't reset on a failed login attempt, only the password field did. So users would do a visual scan of the username field, confirm that's correct, assume they miskeyed when entering their password, try again, rinse and repeat.

That and rotating the desktop, switching the keyboard to Dvorak, etc