I’m tired, boss.

There’s gonna be so much to unfuck after this presidency ends in 100 years.

Yes. Please adopt that and say this incessantly in front of people. Make sure to say it loud and proud. This will work out just like you imagined it in your head.

Was it not every single Florida Republican who voted no on FEMA relief? 😅

“Car” When we are walking in our neighborhood (there are no sidewalks) I’ll say “car” and he’ll move into the grass area when a vehicle approaches.

This is such an odd restriction for IT staff. Normally HR gives you a form to sign agreeing to working remotely sometimes and having company data on your phone because you know, servers are meant to stay on all the time? It must be nice living in a world where nothing bad happens after hours.

Thanks, I hate it.

I just want this company to burn to the ground along with several others

That’s a long list of companies I’m not going to fuck with anymore. They can produce whatever they want, doesn’t mean we have to consume it.

Dropped Spotify after the CEO said artists music weren’t worth anything and raised their annual fee at the same time. Trash company

Imagine trying to explain this timeline 20 years ago to any sane person. It would sound like some dystopian science fiction conjured up from a fever dream.

Imagine inviting a bunch of people to watch you beat up on someone’s dad grandad, charging people for it, then having the audacity to be proud of it. People got a little dumber yesterday.

Went to go cancel all these subs and realized I had already done the needful. I will pirate the fuck out of these companies. Will it make a difference? Don’t care still gonna plunder.

Windows is still a fixture in my life due to work, but I’ve ditched Windows at home for years and won’t ever go back.

This is why I stay liquored up. One of these mosquitoes bites me, they take back that elixir to their family. Dad mosquito shows up hammered. Turns out he missed their kids soccer game (again) Wife is taking the kids to stay with her sister in Albuquerque. Kids only see the dad on the weekends where they have built up an immense disdain for him. This lends to their emotional trauma where they spend the next several years acting out their pain…wait

I need to rethink this

This has to be the most satisfying, entertaining fall from grace ever.

Looks like I cancelled at the right time. They seem to forget that we in fact do have a choice at the end of the day. And my choice is to sail the high seas.

Fuck Spotify

As much as I love Cavill, I just don’t see him in this role. Speaking of which, could we maybe, just maybe cast a shorter actor this time around?

It’s not making sports better that’s for sure.