Do something about it, then.

Bruh, start charging at a booth and never have to serve food again.

Wasn't it seen as progressive and liberating at the time since it helped cement the existence of the weekend?

I can only imagine that the writers at The Onion are going insane because they just can't compete with reality anymore.

Might as well just end the show at that point. Satire will have officially died. The Onion will probably turn into a reputable news source.

More stable, too.

Unsinkable II got me.

This coming from the guy that can barely handle personal hygiene and lives in abject filth. Just shut the fuck up and play WoW dude.

Easy, just write a program that takes the fractions of a cent that are rounded off during bank transactions and deposits them in an account you control. It's foolproof.

anon chooses photo of someone who literally got crushed to death by a terminator in a gunfight

utopia

I'm boycotting streaming the movie by watching it in theatres.

I'm just imagining a Cessna wearing a giant pair of Groucho Marx glasses.

He's already handcuffed and taking in oxygen through a mask, why did they even need to sedate him? What the actual fuck?

These two must be absolute ANIMALS in the bedroom.

Another service to add to the pile of things Google barely supported then killed.

Goth girl-field? What will they think of next?

Improved supervision and accountability.

Why hire people you don't trust to do the job? Why not evaluate them on their results and timeliness instead of staring over their shoulder? Do they have no other way of justifying their jobs?

The technologies we invent along the way are worth the investment, in my opinion. Look at everything that came out of the original space race.

So, psychosis?

"Either back it up or get fucked up."