I think that the grandad misunderstood the commission and made a self-portrait.

Sometimes the sister's dick can be better too...

I would argue that the artwork has now been completed.

More honest:

My religion says I can't do that.

I don't care.

My religion says you can't do that.

I don't care.

I would sooner strangle my foe with my bare hands than give them gender dysphoria.

In Dutch we call the mayor a burgermeester, which can be literally translated into burger master.

Easily one of the best €10 games that you could ever buy.

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

Wrraf arf raf arf!!! :3

I get that the people who buy this stuff might not know what needing an always-online service to function entails, but what were the designers thinking?

Clearly, they forgot to add "make no mistakes" to their prompt.

You see, the big mistake in 2029 was the person installing Windows. Now they can see the horrible data center right outside of their house. As they say, out of sight, out of mind.

0! = 1, so that's still a grand promise.

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If you were the result of your bloodline, they would not be watching from heaven.