My favourite is the (apparently) Australian saying "I'm so hungry a could eat the ass off a low flying duck"

I think it's a werewolf

How was it supposed to work? Was it supposed to scan received dick pics of anything gross because people do have eyes they could use...

Maybe she wanted you to dress her?

But I'm French?

This is my favourite photo from my travels in India

The first image is some Instagram photos and the second image is a different person bouldering

I imagine the tiling was a total pain in the ass to do, even to that standard

The floating fish tho

My wife is preggers so I've got all this to look forward to .

It's rotate, not tilt!

It is if you're also a woman

So cute!

or Abnormal Dysfunction of Hardness and Duration?

I think it's supposed to mean "along with" so an exhibition (eg art) along with a sale but I could be wrong lol

Ex wife and ex Ian

I'm really hoping that's in Fahrenheit

I Worried

By Mary Oliver

I worried a lot. Will the garden grow, will the rivers flow in the right direction, will the earth turn as it was taught, and if not how shall I correct it? 

Was I right, was I wrong, will I be forgiven, can I do better? 

Will I ever be able to sing, even the sparrows can do it and I am, well, hopeless. 

Is my eyesight fading or am I just imagining it, am I going to get rheumatism, lockjaw, dementia? 

Finally I saw that worrying had come to nothing. And gave it up. And took my old body and went out into the morning, and sang.

Best for sandwitches?

I think they probably see us as stupid gods