I mean, the most manly and masculine thing you can do is exclusively have sex with big, masculine, manly men, right? Having sex with a woman is so emasculating, because you’re enjoying someone’s femininity, and that’s the worst possible thing for a man, so I’ve been told. Therefore, it’s super gay to have sex with women. Be a real man and exclusively have sex with your manly bros.
I can't be the only one who thinks conservatives' constant whining about women being "too old to marry" is (for lack of a better term) really pedo coded, right? It's starting to sound like pattern...
Coded? Can this get more blatend what the actual fuck. This is worse then grab em by the pussy
“ The Wyoming Republican Party circulated an email that included an argument from lobbyists that since minors could get pregnant “marriage MUST remain open to them for the sake of those children.”
You should see some of my professional work emails where after proof reading multiples i still end up sending sentences with 20% of the words missing.
You can catch me doing that on lemmy too. And i swear that when i re-read myself i see full sentences with nothing missing.
The thing is, have a cognitive communicate deficit, simply thinking about language feels alien and i have to put alot of effort in translating my actual thoughts into characters yall can understand. My inner monologue is a mix mathematics and images, no words.
I had 2 choice
Avoid communicating out of anxiety and stess that people will think less of me because my words (i used to be there)
stop caring and assume that most are smart enough to figure it out and respectful enough not to make it into an issue. (Where i am now)
Those that aren't smart enough are unlikely to understand some of the importance nuances i do put in language. (Because half the things i need a word for don't have a known word so its all approximate translations) and those that cant stay respectfull are a bigger problem for society than o’l me.
Doesn't work if you need to use more then one language and doesnt account for grammar or missing words. The language i use most often is also a local variation that is rarely supported.
If you do know a way to get one that can detect and adapt across multiple Language i am all ears. Because as much as i try not to care i do wish things where different.
Ai spellcheck does look promising though seems much more capable and dynamic, looking forward to see that progress.
"Middle age" has never been about being exactly 50% of the way through the average life span. It's much less about "how much time you have left" and more about the point where you can't realistically think of yourself as young anymore. The effects of age become impossible to ignore, compounding, and increasingly obvious.
It's basically just your 40s-60s. Not the exact midpoint.
Think of it as being a middle aged woman/man - timer starts when you're considered a woman/man, so I probably at 18. Then, being "middle aged" actually falls in the 40s-50s.
You will be required to do an engine swap at 36. You will take out the sensible 4 cylinder engine and attempt to cram a straight 6 under the hood. The car will sit in pieces in your garage for years before you eventually sell it for parts when your spouse buys a storage system for their garden tools that will need to go in that space.
The American rotary was/is the RX8. RX7 was banned in the US because it had a left hand drive and emissions regulations. But you might still be able to find one or two floating around
The rotary is kinda cool but there's not many mechanics that can work on them. So the Miata is probably the smarter choice.
The insanity of these statements has escalated pretty rapidly and honestly, none of it surprises me anymore. Everything you do is now gay.
I'm ok with it. If you want to think I'm gay because (insert literally anything here), then fine, I guess I'm gay. I'll go have gay sex with my very female (with female anatomy and two x chromosomes) wife, and live my happily gay life in peace, thanks.
Being gay, or being called gay, isn't an insult to me. Only juveniles would find it insulting. You know why? Because juveniles think that being different is bad. I grew up and realized that everyone is different and it's because of that difference that we, as a species, can survive. Our differences make us strong. So bluntly, call me weird, call me a freak, call me whatever the hell you want, because all you're saying is that I'm different, and different makes us stronger. I'm proud to be different than my neighbors and coworkers. I think differently than they do. I approach problems differently, I find solutions differently. That's a good thing.
I'm not always right, and I'm not always the most efficient, and that is because of the differences between me and others. I celebrate that difference and you should too.
Idk if you ever saw or remember The Sopranos. It started late 90s and one of the storylines was about one of the older guys liked going down on the woman he was seeing. Well word got out to the other guys that were part of the family and said it was gay to go down on a woman.
Me and my wife just busted out laughing. Like people really think this? The answer is yes. People think this and are idiots. Pleasing a woman in bed is gay apparently. The older guy ended up breaking up with the woman he liked because he was getting clowned on by the other members of the family.
I got curious and looked in to who this guy was. And, well, Owen got banned from most socials after he called Obama the n-word, so OF COURSE Elon had to bring him back so he further share his thought with the world.
I never understood banning people for speech you don't like. Wouldn't the logical and entertaining method be to put them on full display, letting themselves be mocked and ridiculed? My take is let the asshats spew their views so we all know who not to associate with.
Nha, give them as little exposure as they can get, that way they don't corrupt the minds of gullible males who are a 4 but think they deserve a 10 because they can provide.
As other people with these views hear that kind of rhetoric more and more, they come to find it acceptable. Thus pushing even more people to find it acceptable.
This kind of rhetoric should definitely be legal, but it should not be given a platform.
I never understood banning people for speech you don’t like.
spam is extremely powerful, and is what I would qualify most internet "speech" as being, realistically. seeing 200 different 500 character (at max) comments, that are all variations of the same exact statement isn't really like, speech, in the conventional sense.
That may work for normal people. Not so much for those unhinged enough to actually hate someone who has different characteristics than them. Unfortunately Twitter is filled with the unhinged.
As an actual middle-aged woman who can't even name one Taylor Swift song, give me a giant fucking break. She's rich, famous, appears to have a good head on her shoulders (from what I hear at least), and makes music people really love. This sexist troglodyte is just butthurt that she dares to exist and be successful without his permission, plus he probably wants to bang her. He can fuck right off.
I just want a dinner date so I can ask what demon pact she signed to get her PR team.
I'm nowhere near her target demographic, yet somehow, I wind up knowing about every album drop, high profile concert happening, and so on. I'm actively blocking and avoiding advertising on everything and they still find me. It's honestly a little concerning.
"That's not gay, it's patriotic. Our commander-in-chief is tirelessly fighting the LGBT woke groomer leftist virus and if he needs a warm mouth to help him focus, it's the duty of red blooded Americans to provide one"
You can squirm out of anything when you're not worried about being honest.
Taylor Swift and I may be the same age, but when did 34 become middle aged? Or has the American lifespan decreased so much that I should expect to die at age 68?
I'm not rich and I go to the doctor for any healthcare needs that I have, in America. If you are neglecting your health because of fear of doctor bills, you should not do that. The healthcare system is overpriced but it's not so overpriced that you should neglect your health.
If you have normal health insurance it should be affordable, and it always has been for everyone I've known. Even my family members who've had extensive surgeries that were life or death matters got their medical care, and the bills did not bankrupt anyone.
I guess all the hospitals must be going broke then, since "most Americans" "literally cannot afford medical care at all" right? That would leave them with very few customers to pay medical bills if most Americans can't afford medical care at all.
I thought infant mortality was not counted in average lifespan calculations. I looked it up and I was wrong. Just in case anyone else was misinformed like me.
Honestly, I don't like it either. But it does make sense. Some health risk factors change drastically between 30 and 40 (e.g. heart disease, colon cancer), suggesting a kind of dividing line between "my body just does what it's supposed to" and "what, I have to do extra stuff to survive now?!" A lot of people also change rapidly in physical appearance during this time too, exhibiting profound male pattern baldness, love handles, belly fat, winkles, etc.
"Owen Benjamin Kares Troy-Smith (born May 24, 1980), known professionally as Owen Benjamin, is an American white supremacist,[1] Holocaust denier,[2] conspiracy theorist,[3] internet personality, as well as a far-right and alt-right Neo-Nazi.[4]"
I think the claim that he has a personality might be somewhat dubious. He kind of sounds like the sort of person who's entire basis for being is Twitter
This one. They claim the holocaust never happened, and the Allied Forces only invented the holocaust as a way to paint the Nazis as barbaric monsters as a means to break any remaining support for the Nazi's "righteous cause".
The absolute worst stains on humanity know how to spin awful things like this, on demand. Pick any half-plausible excuse out of a hat, then double down with logical fallacies and end on an emotional gut punch or challenge to the "other side's" values. This obligates the other party to swat down all the fallacies and factual inconsistencies, letting you retaliate with even more trash. Yanno, arguing in bad faith 101. Bonus points if you never repeat an argument - consistency is for chumps.
Looking at you childfree people. I am one of you. I hope you're all having a good day.
I won't judge anyone who chooses to have kids or not, bluntly, I could not possibly give any fewer shits about your choice to procreate. Whatever your decision, I wish you a good life.
I don't judge anyone who does or does not have kids. If they only have a couple of kids. If you've got 8 kids, I'm going to judge you. And I'm sure as hell going to judge you if you think "maybe" two children is not enough.
For me, as long as they can provide for those kids.... Whatever.
The only problem I have is when people have kids, or more kids when they can't even provide for themselves and/or the kids that they already have. It's like, you're on social assistance, living in subsidised housing, getting groceries at the food bank..... And you're popping out more kids... Why? You didn't find fulfillment from the several you already have? You can't even feed them, why are you having more?
If someone who is well off and has more money than they reasonably need for their bills and can afford to feed, clothe, and house +1 child, go ham. IDGAF.
I might question it because they already have six or eight or more kids, but honestly, I don't really care that they do it.... More of a "but, why?" Situation for me.
They might be able to provide enough in terms of needs, but there is no way to provide that many kids with enough parental attention. Especially if both parents are working. Older kids end up raising younger kids. So I will still judge them.
Let's consult the checklist:
✅ Confused at the notion that a woman might have worth outside bearing children
✅ Shaming a woman for having more than one sexual partner in a lifetime
✅ Referring to the man as "successful" while referring to the much more rich and famous woman as "low value"
✅ Straight up homophobia
Yep, that there's a bonafide incel.
On behalf of Owens everywhere, do us a favor and get out of our name. I hear Donald is lovely this time of year.
Why is no one asking why the most successful entertainer in the world right now is dating a middle aged football player whos success measured in US dollars is 1/30th of hers? By just watching his games she's made KC multiple times more than his entire net worth. Also, didn't he go on a reality dating show in front of the whole world to see? He's not high quality. She could go on to sell out literal football stadiums for years to come and he's already past the average age of retirement in the NFL. She must be gay. /S
Travis and Taylor are clearly out of each other's leagues and they should both stay single for the rest of their lives. not wealthy enough. too wealthy. too old and washed up. They did this to themselves. /s
Agree. There is nothing inherently wrong with collecting anime figures especially while your down voter's grandparents probably collect Hummel's. Same shit different hemisphere of origin.
Damn you bringing in this totally sensible take rooted in science and shit into this humorous thread!!1
::: spoiler spoiler
(But seriously, that's both scary and sad as fuck. Society is currently ill-equipped to deal with the shit we face as a species)
:::
In general, women are free to do as they wish because they’re self-determining beings and their value is not derived from being able to give birth. Same for men, tbh.
Also lol forget about the fact that many young people who have children are not guaranteed biologically fit children because it’s all about chance more or less.
This topic is a shitshow and the world is a poorer place for us having to discuss it!
However, the western world is also a richer, much more equal place than in the past, as a higher percentage of women can live as they want while most people will live and let live, than say a century ago, when the misogyny was internalized and all-pervasive, even institutionalized, along with other mental viruses like racism and homophobia.
What was universally taken for granted then is the opposite of what is taken for granted now.
Nowadays these imbeciles are publicly called out for what they are: imbeciles. And a majority of people are comfortable to freely, publicly agree.
What boggles my mind is how many people who agree, still manage to mentally dismiss these archaic and deformed attitudes of power and privilege that come from one side and one side only of the political spectrum, and insist that bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRitE, turning their backs on Election Day to the party that has struggled to ensure equality and keeps on struggling, against the constant resistance from all those mouth-breathers from the mentally inferior republican side.
When I was 28-30 I did a lot of dating. I went on a few dates with people 22 and under early on. I quickly set my personal age limit to 25, as everybody I went out with younger than that displayed waaaay too many undesirable traits in maturity and lack of life experiences.
This "wisdom", while amusing, just doesn't work. And still puts young people in danger of being groomed by assholes.
Yeah, I think the age of consent should be 25, since that's the age your brain finishes maturing. So, adjust for that, I guess. I think it still works for ages older than 25, though.
Assuming hetero coupling: I don’t know why a 27yo woman would want to be with a 40yo man if we’re strictly talking about biological fitness of offspring. Makes more sense for a 17yo and 20yo, but there are serious diminishing returns for a young woman the older the man gets based on the decline in sperm quality. The chances are that she ensures better offspring by being with someone in her age range +/- 3 years.
FYI, this is what men like this person sound like when they evaluate women. I am just doing the same thing back to such a man. If he thinks he’s a prime target for young women, he’s not.
Personally, I think evaluating people simply based on their ability to produce offspring is gross because you’re removing any consideration for them as a person. I feel icky having this conversation. There’s something wrong with conservative culture that makes them evaluate people like cattle.
The best part about that is your range gets bigger and bigger the older you get. So if you want to have sex with someone who was born before you graduated high school, just wait until you're 50.
Man... Years ago, I started doing a bit with my friends where I joked that having sex with women was super gay and the only way to protect your manhood was to get off by swordfighting other men. Now these lunatics have gone so far into the deep end that they're doing my bit unironically! I think someone needs to recalibrate the simulation because something is broken.
Have you forgotten that like a lot of her early work was like romance and break up songs (until a while ago she was struggling to escape being known for just that), she's just had a lot of partners and they have or had their previous partners talk about the sex life.
She admitted that her songs from her teenage years were about situations she dreamed about but had never experienced before.
and one evening on a red carpet interview the person mentioned to Taylor that there must be some man she was going home with tonight and Taylor looked at her and said "I'm going home to my cats. There is no man."
The songs she has written do not correlate to having sex all day every day with thousands of men.
It’s funny - I don’t think she’s dated that many more people then average. But would it honestly matter if she was having sex all day every day with thousands of men? That just sounds like the lifestyle of a famous musician - what do you think Mick Jagger’s body count is?
Taylor has commented on this as well, she is wondering why people keep judging her for having "so many boyfriends" when everybody else is doing the same thing, especially men, nobody criticizes men for having so many girlfriends. She has stated that the way people comment about her love life is extremely sexist.
I wasn't talking about the songs meaning that last bit in your conclusion, the songs were brought up to inform that she just had a lot of romantic partners. Honestly you have a promising career in fiction writing with how far your imagination takes you since nowhere in the post do I insinuate songs means she's had "sex all day with thousands of men" but yes other then your conclusion you've made you brought up some good points, this was just meant to be a slight and quick correction for someone who just didn't know something under a right wing hate post.
They tried cancelling the NFL already. Remember the whole kneeling during the anthem thing? All those people who supposedly stopped watching the NFL are clearly either lying or not missed, judging by the ever increasing ratings and ticket prices.
I don't disagree about the stuff you mentioned. That said, with the internet it's easy to find people saying crazy shit about any subject, so it's good to be careful about inferring views of a bunch of people from a small sample.
Wait until I tell you about this amazing invention called "public transit". It was all the rage back in the early 20th century, and it might be making a comeback.
I wasn't even saying ageism is not a problem, just making a joke about how a screenshot of some random asshole isn't representative.
That said, I don't think it's ageism to be concerned about whether two guys who are 81 and 77 should be put in the most powerful and stressful job in the world.
You don't think the average person has naturally reduced cognitive ability at 70+? I've never researched it I just assumed it declined in general just like eyesight, hearing, response time etc. I'm 40 and all those things have begun declining for me. I'm wiser but definitely not quicker.
Having a sugar mommy for your lavender marriage would make sense.... if it were the 90's... in 2024 where being gay is considered perfectly normal even in the redder parts of America? Not so much
The only reason I wouldn't date Taylor Swift is if the relationship goes south, she'll diss me in a world record breaking single that's pure fire just to remind me that we're not getting back together.
I mean, the most manly and masculine thing you can do is exclusively have sex with big, masculine, manly men, right? Having sex with a woman is so emasculating, because you’re enjoying someone’s femininity, and that’s the worst possible thing for a man, so I’ve been told. Therefore, it’s super gay to have sex with women. Be a real man and exclusively have sex with your manly bros.
I’ve heard a stand up routine that was basically this and I’ve been trying to find it again ever since. I find this concept hilarious.
Steve Hughes
https://youtu.be/6xxiK6Z4eXs
"I'm offended"
"I don't care"
Yes! Thank you! Absolute fantastic bit.
Steve Hughes: https://youtu.be/6xxiK6Z4eXs
That was actually the ideology of an famous German Nazi from the 80s: Michael Kühnen (German source)
Bonus: he was part of the FAP.
It’s true. The most alpha thing a dude can do if fuckin doing another dude.
Even better if the other dude is a lion.
This sounds like the logic of a philosopher living in a city state in old timey Greece
I can't be the only one who thinks conservatives' constant whining about women being "too old to marry" is (for lack of a better term) really pedo coded, right? It's starting to sound like pattern...
Coded? Can this get more blatend what the actual fuck. This is worse then grab em by the pussy
“ The Wyoming Republican Party circulated an email that included an argument from lobbyists that since minors could get pregnant “marriage MUST remain open to them for the sake of those children.”
Who the fuck ars these lobbiest? Epstein?
Were you trying to say "blatant" and "lobbyists?"
You should see some of my professional work emails where after proof reading multiples i still end up sending sentences with 20% of the words missing.
You can catch me doing that on lemmy too. And i swear that when i re-read myself i see full sentences with nothing missing.
The thing is, have a cognitive communicate deficit, simply thinking about language feels alien and i have to put alot of effort in translating my actual thoughts into characters yall can understand. My inner monologue is a mix mathematics and images, no words.
I had 2 choice
Avoid communicating out of anxiety and stess that people will think less of me because my words (i used to be there)
stop caring and assume that most are smart enough to figure it out and respectful enough not to make it into an issue. (Where i am now)
Those that aren't smart enough are unlikely to understand some of the importance nuances i do put in language. (Because half the things i need a word for don't have a known word so its all approximate translations) and those that cant stay respectfull are a bigger problem for society than o’l me.
Doesn't work if you need to use more then one language and doesnt account for grammar or missing words. The language i use most often is also a local variation that is rarely supported.
If you do know a way to get one that can detect and adapt across multiple Language i am all ears. Because as much as i try not to care i do wish things where different.
Ai spellcheck does look promising though seems much more capable and dynamic, looking forward to see that progress.
you are going to get downvoted to hell but this made me laugh so take it for what it is
The "successful man" is also great. 99.9% of the ones that say this are losers.
“Middle aged woman” fucking lol
Average lifespan is 77 for women, she’s not far off.
Also I’m middle aged, I’ve never thought of that. I need to go have my midlife crisis now.
"Middle age" has never been about being exactly 50% of the way through the average life span. It's much less about "how much time you have left" and more about the point where you can't realistically think of yourself as young anymore. The effects of age become impossible to ignore, compounding, and increasingly obvious.
It's basically just your 40s-60s. Not the exact midpoint.
It's better to do it later in life anyway that way you actually have some money to go mad with
Haha what is money?
Fuck, I was middle aged when I was like 15.
Well that’s a stupid name and they should change it, call it 3/4 aged.
Think of it as being a middle aged woman/man - timer starts when you're considered a woman/man, so I probably at 18. Then, being "middle aged" actually falls in the 40s-50s.
Shitty time to have to buy a Mazda Miata. But we're going to need you to go ahead and get one purchased.
I bought mine at 25. Does that mean I'll be dead by 50?
Bad news. With inflation, it's not going to be twenty five years for the back half.
You will be required to do an engine swap at 36. You will take out the sensible 4 cylinder engine and attempt to cram a straight 6 under the hood. The car will sit in pieces in your garage for years before you eventually sell it for parts when your spouse buys a storage system for their garden tools that will need to go in that space.
Ha, that was my dream car when I was 16! Or an RX7, I think it was called.
The American rotary was/is the RX8. RX7 was banned in the US because it had a left hand drive and emissions regulations. But you might still be able to find one or two floating around
The rotary is kinda cool but there's not many mechanics that can work on them. So the Miata is probably the smarter choice.
Hmm? No, there were RX7s in the US. Emissions are tough for rotories, but they made it kinda work for a while.
I had an RX8. Loved it, but rotories give up their apex seals eventually. Have a Miata now.
Isn't it like... 81 years? Europe noises
That's like 2 years mate
Oh and its 85 down here in Aus and thats with a giant cancer machine in the sky. Skippy noises.
in their neolithic world she should be a grandma by 34
I think we've done it, we've finally hit "It's gay to have sex with a woman".
I think what they're saying is that having sex with a woman who is vastly more successful than you will ever be in six lifetimes, then that is gay.
Six is incredibly generous. I'd say closer to millions of lifetimes.
Nah. He's getting that sweet Hy-Vee money.
I think we reached that point a while ago.
The insanity of these statements has escalated pretty rapidly and honestly, none of it surprises me anymore. Everything you do is now gay.
I'm ok with it. If you want to think I'm gay because (insert literally anything here), then fine, I guess I'm gay. I'll go have gay sex with my very female (with female anatomy and two x chromosomes) wife, and live my happily gay life in peace, thanks.
Being gay, or being called gay, isn't an insult to me. Only juveniles would find it insulting. You know why? Because juveniles think that being different is bad. I grew up and realized that everyone is different and it's because of that difference that we, as a species, can survive. Our differences make us strong. So bluntly, call me weird, call me a freak, call me whatever the hell you want, because all you're saying is that I'm different, and different makes us stronger. I'm proud to be different than my neighbors and coworkers. I think differently than they do. I approach problems differently, I find solutions differently. That's a good thing.
I'm not always right, and I'm not always the most efficient, and that is because of the differences between me and others. I celebrate that difference and you should too.
Dude, phrasing…
Good point. I guess we're doing phrasing again?
It's okay as long as the balls don't touch
my balls constantly touch each other. Am I gay now?
Yup! Time to head on down to the Y.M.C.A.
Idk if you ever saw or remember The Sopranos. It started late 90s and one of the storylines was about one of the older guys liked going down on the woman he was seeing. Well word got out to the other guys that were part of the family and said it was gay to go down on a woman.
Me and my wife just busted out laughing. Like people really think this? The answer is yes. People think this and are idiots. Pleasing a woman in bed is gay apparently. The older guy ended up breaking up with the woman he liked because he was getting clowned on by the other members of the family.
Same crowd that thinks it's gay to clean your own ass after pooping (and therefore doesn't do it).
Touch your penis when you urinate? Believe it or not. Gay.
The Soprano logic, if I understood it ritght, was: if you do that to a woman, you probably would just as easy do that to a man.
But, then again, I'm not an extremely sexist sociopath as Tony was
It is if you're also a woman
Next make straight sex mean "straight up the butt"
I got curious and looked in to who this guy was. And, well, Owen got banned from most socials after he called Obama the n-word, so OF COURSE Elon had to bring him back so he further share his thought with the world.
I never understood banning people for speech you don't like. Wouldn't the logical and entertaining method be to put them on full display, letting themselves be mocked and ridiculed? My take is let the asshats spew their views so we all know who not to associate with.
Nha, give them as little exposure as they can get, that way they don't corrupt the minds of gullible males who are a 4 but think they deserve a 10 because they can provide.
Most of them can only provide a room in their mom's basement.
The problem is the network effect.
As other people with these views hear that kind of rhetoric more and more, they come to find it acceptable. Thus pushing even more people to find it acceptable.
This kind of rhetoric should definitely be legal, but it should not be given a platform.
Wouldn’t others with those views already find them acceptable?
This might help.
Good read. History has shown this to be very true.
It’s only a paradox if you start with the ridiculous presupposition that tolerance is a universal good.
The paradox of tolerance
spam is extremely powerful, and is what I would qualify most internet "speech" as being, realistically. seeing 200 different 500 character (at max) comments, that are all variations of the same exact statement isn't really like, speech, in the conventional sense.
That may work for normal people. Not so much for those unhinged enough to actually hate someone who has different characteristics than them. Unfortunately Twitter is filled with the unhinged.
Who would be attracted to this billionaire sex symbol, who's one of the most successful performers on the planet? Madness, I tell you.
Only a gay man, that's who!
I straight up do not understand these men all the way down to a practical level.
They’re not that deep. They just spastically babble nonsense, like toddlers.
At least the zoomies are cute and funny
I mean, this isn't cute, but it's at least a little funny.
Don't get me wrong, it's horrifying for sure, but it's also pretty funny.
They need to "rationalize" their hate.
As an actual middle-aged woman who can't even name one Taylor Swift song, give me a giant fucking break. She's rich, famous, appears to have a good head on her shoulders (from what I hear at least), and makes music people really love. This sexist troglodyte is just butthurt that she dares to exist and be successful without his permission, plus he probably wants to bang her. He can fuck right off.
She's got a good head on her shoulders in two ways
Taylor swift is also hot
Could be good head too. Good head knows no boundaries.
I mean, she could be with a professional athlete instead!
I just want a dinner date so I can ask what demon pact she signed to get her PR team.
I'm nowhere near her target demographic, yet somehow, I wind up knowing about every album drop, high profile concert happening, and so on. I'm actively blocking and avoiding advertising on everything and they still find me. It's honestly a little concerning.
Yep, the only point of being male is spreading that seed. Have to raise the next generation of bootlickers to keep that machine rolling!
/s obviously
Fuck these clowns
Specifically don't, actually. But the sentiment stands.
Fuck them in a non sexually gratifying way that won't allow further reproduction.
Fuck them up the ass in the face with a rake.
Yes, lol. I should have specified only metaphorical fucking.
Raise?
That's women's work.
This man speaks like ferengi Andrew Tate
A Ferengi would almost certainly be offended that she's allowed to wear clothes. I suppose most straight dudes would too. Maybe that guy is gay.
You can just say "Andrew Tate"...
Why do you insult ferengi
s/woman/female hooman/gThis is my new favorite rare insult, cheers!
Isn't that just Andrew Tate?
You, sir, are a poet of our time, with your cutting remarks. I love that so much!
Way better than those filthy Vogons.
Its actually something my friend came up with lol, I'll forward your complements!
Calling Taylor Swift a low value woman...
and don't forget "middle aged"...
They don't have a mirror at home.
Yeah! Maybe they’re the low value women!
I mean she's only worth $1.1 billion.
Chump change.
That's six billion Trumps!
Need to bring out this classic: https://i.imgur.com/ZiHc8rf.jpeg
I bet Owen Benjamin would suck Trumps cock without even needing to be asked twice.
"That's not gay, it's patriotic. Our commander-in-chief is tirelessly fighting the LGBT woke groomer leftist virus and if he needs a warm mouth to help him focus, it's the duty of red blooded Americans to provide one"
You can squirm out of anything when you're not worried about being honest.
He'd argue that it isn't gay to suck trumps dick
Probably doesn’t even have to be asked once
Owen Benjamin would bend over backwards to please Trump, then call you a cuck for hooking up with the Prom Queen.
And here I thought all those recent sex tapes were AI
Taylor Swift and I may be the same age, but when did 34 become middle aged? Or has the American lifespan decreased so much that I should expect to die at age 68?
Average life expectancy in the US is only 72, I believe.
Changing subject, ain't that a bit low btw?
I wonder if America can do anything to their healthcare system to improve it?
Oh wait
It's just that the mean free path of an American and a random bullet is about 72 years.
When even the rich live in constant fear of going bankrupt after a single visit to a hospital, that tends to happen
I'm not rich and I go to the doctor for any healthcare needs that I have, in America. If you are neglecting your health because of fear of doctor bills, you should not do that. The healthcare system is overpriced but it's not so overpriced that you should neglect your health.
If you have normal health insurance it should be affordable, and it always has been for everyone I've known. Even my family members who've had extensive surgeries that were life or death matters got their medical care, and the bills did not bankrupt anyone.
Most Americans are living paycheck to paycheck. They literally cannot afford medical care at all.
I have afforded a minor surgery. Your family members have afforded multiple surgeries. We are privileged.
I guess all the hospitals must be going broke then, since "most Americans" "literally cannot afford medical care at all" right? That would leave them with very few customers to pay medical bills if most Americans can't afford medical care at all.
Last I checked, it was like 72 for males and 76 for females.
At birth. Someone who's made it past infancy will have a higher expectancy
I thought infant mortality was not counted in average lifespan calculations. I looked it up and I was wrong. Just in case anyone else was misinformed like me.
Honestly, I don't like it either. But it does make sense. Some health risk factors change drastically between 30 and 40 (e.g. heart disease, colon cancer), suggesting a kind of dividing line between "my body just does what it's supposed to" and "what, I have to do extra stuff to survive now?!" A lot of people also change rapidly in physical appearance during this time too, exhibiting profound male pattern baldness, love handles, belly fat, winkles, etc.
30s have always been middle aged lol. It's not even the start of middle aged.
0-25. 26-50. 51-75.
Most Americans be dying at 75.
Taylor Swift has publically had sex with a ton of guys?
Gee you'd think that would be more scandalous news than "may be attending the super bowl, schedule pending"
He might be right - my boyfriend is gay and he would probably leave me for Taylor Swift.
I feel like most Americans would seriously consider leaving their SO if given the opportunity to date Taylor Swift
She seems like a nice person 🤷♀️
Also she's absolutely stunning
Talented. Driven. Smart. Outspoken. Rich.
She's got lots of great qualities.
Just to get that next "Why I broke up with him" smash hit single.
I'm a man dating a 37yo woman, guess I'm gay now
I don't know... is she a billionaire? Would she only MAYBE give birth to two children?
Who the fuck wants more than two children in 2024, anyway? Unless you're one of those basketful basket case people.
Quiverfull.
Like they're ammunition in the war against the Unchristian.
And brown people
Have you tried saying "You look so beautiful tonight (no homo!)" to her?
I'm married to a 39 year old woman. That makes me like double gay.
My wife turns 44 in a week, and we only have one kid; oh honey I’m just 🎶flaaaaamiiiiiing🎶
I'm 40 dating a 37 year old. I must be a gay pedo?
Legit question: is that a troll account or a guy legitimately posing the dumbest theory posted in, at least, the last 12 hours?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owen_Benjamin
"Owen Benjamin Kares Troy-Smith (born May 24, 1980), known professionally as Owen Benjamin, is an American white supremacist,[1] Holocaust denier,[2] conspiracy theorist,[3] internet personality, as well as a far-right and alt-right Neo-Nazi.[4]"
But the bluesky account is dunking on Owen.
Oh wow. Imagine having a whole Wikipedia article dedicated to how terrible of a person you are?
The worst part? We will all die, forgotten to history and this fucker is going to be archived for all time. Admittedly as a piece of shit, but still.
Dude probably wrote it himself with pride.
What I love is the list of citations, cos it's not libelous if its true
I think the claim that he has a personality might be somewhat dubious. He kind of sounds like the sort of person who's entire basis for being is Twitter
I'm confused. He denies the Holocaust but is a Nazi? Does that mean he thinks the Nazis couldn't do it? Didn't do it?
This one. They claim the holocaust never happened, and the Allied Forces only invented the holocaust as a way to paint the Nazis as barbaric monsters as a means to break any remaining support for the Nazi's "righteous cause".
Probably "didn't happen" because "jews still exist", kinda like climate change deniers saying the stupidest nonsense
The absolute worst stains on humanity know how to spin awful things like this, on demand. Pick any half-plausible excuse out of a hat, then double down with logical fallacies and end on an emotional gut punch or challenge to the "other side's" values. This obligates the other party to swat down all the fallacies and factual inconsistencies, letting you retaliate with even more trash. Yanno, arguing in bad faith 101. Bonus points if you never repeat an argument - consistency is for chumps.
Sounds like a non-believer to me. Get him, boys!
Holocaust didnt happen but the jews deserved it.
Wait so is there a difference between far right and alt right I thought they were all just pseudonyms for neo-Nazi
They are. The differences are just for the uniforms.
34 is middle aged
I need to lie down
Edit: even weirder whomever that guy she is dating is; he is also 34
I mean 68 is a pretty popular age to die.
What an odd context to use the word "popular"
All the cool pre-septegenarians are doing it.
Well the warm ones certainly aren’t
What an odd context to use the word "cool"
All the tiktok influencers are doing it fr fr
If you live in the south, sure. I'm pretty sure their average life expectancy is around that age, legitimately.
Edit - close enough haha
35, “middle age”
Jesus fucking Christ these sick fucks truly believe a woman’s value is at its end by 60
Judging by that comment, it's at its end by 30.
Also "MIGHT be able to have two kids?" How many kids is enough?
We stopped at one and that's plenty.
He's a white supremacist, apparently, in their eyes two is not enough to "stop the great replacement" and "keep the white race on top".
I just looked him up. He has 4 kids. Nutbag.
Also, weirdly, he was once engaged to Christina Ricci, which makes me think much less of Christina Ricci.
I would not hold it against her. They were engaged for 2 months in 2009, apparently he only started to spout his shittakes in the late 2010s.
For some, one is too many.
Looking at you childfree people. I am one of you. I hope you're all having a good day.
I won't judge anyone who chooses to have kids or not, bluntly, I could not possibly give any fewer shits about your choice to procreate. Whatever your decision, I wish you a good life.
I don't judge anyone who does or does not have kids. If they only have a couple of kids. If you've got 8 kids, I'm going to judge you. And I'm sure as hell going to judge you if you think "maybe" two children is not enough.
For me, as long as they can provide for those kids.... Whatever.
The only problem I have is when people have kids, or more kids when they can't even provide for themselves and/or the kids that they already have. It's like, you're on social assistance, living in subsidised housing, getting groceries at the food bank..... And you're popping out more kids... Why? You didn't find fulfillment from the several you already have? You can't even feed them, why are you having more?
If someone who is well off and has more money than they reasonably need for their bills and can afford to feed, clothe, and house +1 child, go ham. IDGAF.
I might question it because they already have six or eight or more kids, but honestly, I don't really care that they do it.... More of a "but, why?" Situation for me.
They might be able to provide enough in terms of needs, but there is no way to provide that many kids with enough parental attention. Especially if both parents are working. Older kids end up raising younger kids. So I will still judge them.
Facts.
To be fair, 35 is middle aged in my economic class. Just not hers.
That's being insanely generous.
He made it completely clear what he values in women -- a sex-free past and the ability to pop out a full squad of Hitler Youth.
What a catch.
Life expectancy is around 80, so it's close.
Let's consult the checklist:
✅ Confused at the notion that a woman might have worth outside bearing children
✅ Shaming a woman for having more than one sexual partner in a lifetime
✅ Referring to the man as "successful" while referring to the much more rich and famous woman as "low value"
✅ Straight up homophobia
Yep, that there's a bonafide incel.
On behalf of Owens everywhere, do us a favor and get out of our name. I hear Donald is lovely this time of year.
*Volcel
They are celibate voluntarily because of the shooting behavior. They don't deserve to name themselves.
Conservative ideology and pedophilic undertones often go hand in hand.
Sounds like somebody is mad that nobody wants to have sex with them because they are a horrible fucking piece of shit. Boo-fucking-hoo.
Public sex you say? 😏
That's disgusting! On what site is the video you said?
...asking so my friend can avoid going there.
Why is no one asking why the most successful entertainer in the world right now is dating a middle aged football player whos success measured in US dollars is 1/30th of hers? By just watching his games she's made KC multiple times more than his entire net worth. Also, didn't he go on a reality dating show in front of the whole world to see? He's not high quality. She could go on to sell out literal football stadiums for years to come and he's already past the average age of retirement in the NFL. She must be gay. /S
Is marrying somebody whose US dollars are only 1/30th of yours even legal in this country? (also /s)
Travis and Taylor are clearly out of each other's leagues and they should both stay single for the rest of their lives. not wealthy enough. too wealthy. too old and washed up. They did this to themselves. /s
If being willing to go out with Taylor Swift makes you gay then the gay population has just increased by an incredible amount!
I'm going to guess Owen lives with his mother and has a collection of anime dolls.
Can you please stop stigmatising hobbies
So you think living with your mom is a hobby?
IT'S NOT A PHASE, MOM! IT'S THE FUCKING ECONOMY!
Agree. There is nothing inherently wrong with collecting anime figures especially while your down voter's grandparents probably collect Hummel's. Same shit different hemisphere of origin.
Probably loli's too, cause they're "most fertile"
I hate that this is the way I know the Superb Owl is coming and not creative soda displays at the grocery store
I saulte you, you brave and harrowed stockers!
Pegging isn't gay.
These guys would probably have better attitudes if they got pegged on the regular.
Clearly jealous that football man is with hot famous chick, and malding that she's ostensibly not a conservative. INCEL MODE ENGAGED.
I almost wish she'd come out as Republican just to watch the internet melt down with all the furious backpedaling from the right.
Vaccines + the 5G's has done more damage than we thought possible!
It's the brain worms! Now that internet fad of chugging horse dewormer makes sense!
Damn you bringing in this totally sensible take rooted in science and shit into this humorous thread!!1
::: spoiler spoiler (But seriously, that's both scary and sad as fuck. Society is currently ill-equipped to deal with the shit we face as a species) :::
I wonder what is more disgusting to her. This fascist shit or the AI porn?
"Yes".
Hopefully the fascists... the AI porn is just a sexual fantasy she would never control people imagining anyway.
Young women are better off with people their age because there are assholes like this who would exploit them, and maybe leave them as the woman ages.
For additional funsies, note that sperm quality declines with age. People in glass houses etc. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9848653/
In general, women are free to do as they wish because they’re self-determining beings and their value is not derived from being able to give birth. Same for men, tbh.
Also lol forget about the fact that many young people who have children are not guaranteed biologically fit children because it’s all about chance more or less.
This topic is a shitshow and the world is a poorer place for us having to discuss it!
However, the western world is also a richer, much more equal place than in the past, as a higher percentage of women can live as they want while most people will live and let live, than say a century ago, when the misogyny was internalized and all-pervasive, even institutionalized, along with other mental viruses like racism and homophobia.
What was universally taken for granted then is the opposite of what is taken for granted now.
Nowadays these imbeciles are publicly called out for what they are: imbeciles. And a majority of people are comfortable to freely, publicly agree.
What boggles my mind is how many people who agree, still manage to mentally dismiss these archaic and deformed attitudes of power and privilege that come from one side and one side only of the political spectrum, and insist that bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRitE, turning their backs on Election Day to the party that has struggled to ensure equality and keeps on struggling, against the constant resistance from all those mouth-breathers from the mentally inferior republican side.
Half your age + 7. This was decided awhile ago. I don't make the rules. Thank you, drive through.
When I was 28-30 I did a lot of dating. I went on a few dates with people 22 and under early on. I quickly set my personal age limit to 25, as everybody I went out with younger than that displayed waaaay too many undesirable traits in maturity and lack of life experiences.
This "wisdom", while amusing, just doesn't work. And still puts young people in danger of being groomed by assholes.
Yeah, I think the age of consent should be 25, since that's the age your brain finishes maturing. So, adjust for that, I guess. I think it still works for ages older than 25, though.
Assuming hetero coupling: I don’t know why a 27yo woman would want to be with a 40yo man if we’re strictly talking about biological fitness of offspring. Makes more sense for a 17yo and 20yo, but there are serious diminishing returns for a young woman the older the man gets based on the decline in sperm quality. The chances are that she ensures better offspring by being with someone in her age range +/- 3 years.
FYI, this is what men like this person sound like when they evaluate women. I am just doing the same thing back to such a man. If he thinks he’s a prime target for young women, he’s not.
Personally, I think evaluating people simply based on their ability to produce offspring is gross because you’re removing any consideration for them as a person. I feel icky having this conversation. There’s something wrong with conservative culture that makes them evaluate people like cattle.
The best part about that is your range gets bigger and bigger the older you get. So if you want to have sex with someone who was born before you graduated high school, just wait until you're 50.
Man... Years ago, I started doing a bit with my friends where I joked that having sex with women was super gay and the only way to protect your manhood was to get off by swordfighting other men. Now these lunatics have gone so far into the deep end that they're doing my bit unironically! I think someone needs to recalibrate the simulation because something is broken.
Are we talking steel swords or penis swords? Because steel swords will be super gay
What about iron swords, bronze swords, or sticks with rocks tied to the end? Asking for a friend.
It's gay not to want kids...
Fuck you for making me lose The Game.
Again.
A flying squid made me lose the game...
It still amazes me that so many still haven't won the game.
They told you it wasn't possible. They lied.
I have altered the game. Pray I don't alter it again.
i was never playing
Everyone plays it whether they know it or not.
What's up with the "has publicly had sex with tons of guys" part? Did she get gangbanged on live TV or something?
Fanbang
Gangnam style
Have you forgotten that like a lot of her early work was like romance and break up songs (until a while ago she was struggling to escape being known for just that), she's just had a lot of partners and they have or had their previous partners talk about the sex life.
She admitted that her songs from her teenage years were about situations she dreamed about but had never experienced before.
and one evening on a red carpet interview the person mentioned to Taylor that there must be some man she was going home with tonight and Taylor looked at her and said "I'm going home to my cats. There is no man."
The songs she has written do not correlate to having sex all day every day with thousands of men.
It’s funny - I don’t think she’s dated that many more people then average. But would it honestly matter if she was having sex all day every day with thousands of men? That just sounds like the lifestyle of a famous musician - what do you think Mick Jagger’s body count is?
Taylor has commented on this as well, she is wondering why people keep judging her for having "so many boyfriends" when everybody else is doing the same thing, especially men, nobody criticizes men for having so many girlfriends. She has stated that the way people comment about her love life is extremely sexist.
I wasn't talking about the songs meaning that last bit in your conclusion, the songs were brought up to inform that she just had a lot of romantic partners. Honestly you have a promising career in fiction writing with how far your imagination takes you since nowhere in the post do I insinuate songs means she's had "sex all day with thousands of men" but yes other then your conclusion you've made you brought up some good points, this was just meant to be a slight and quick correction for someone who just didn't know something under a right wing hate post.
I haven't forgotten. I just know absolutely nothing about her music.
I'm waiting for the NFL to be cancelled for being Woke. It's going to be great making the NFL .... Rainbow.
They tried cancelling the NFL already. Remember the whole kneeling during the anthem thing? All those people who supposedly stopped watching the NFL are clearly either lying or not missed, judging by the ever increasing ratings and ticket prices.
Yeah! Based on this one guy and one issue, it's all Americans, and only Americans.
I don't disagree about the stuff you mentioned. That said, with the internet it's easy to find people saying crazy shit about any subject, so it's good to be careful about inferring views of a bunch of people from a small sample.
Clearly multiple anecdotes equals data. I am so glad observation bias is not a thing.
There's so many anti-American try-hards on this platform.
Yup, a lot of anti-americans who specifically hate cars and think bikes will solve everything (even for the eldery and disabled).
Wait until I tell you about this amazing invention called "public transit". It was all the rage back in the early 20th century, and it might be making a comeback.
Ask the average USA-an about the age of presidential candidates.
I wasn't even saying ageism is not a problem, just making a joke about how a screenshot of some random asshole isn't representative.
That said, I don't think it's ageism to be concerned about whether two guys who are 81 and 77 should be put in the most powerful and stressful job in the world.
The age isn't what matters. It's cognitive ability. Simply looking at the number and saying "Number too high" is 100% ageism.
You don't think the average person has naturally reduced cognitive ability at 70+? I've never researched it I just assumed it declined in general just like eyesight, hearing, response time etc. I'm 40 and all those things have begun declining for me. I'm wiser but definitely not quicker.
Women have faced this kind of dross for centuries and it's not like the far-right were going to be progressive about it.
They're happy to give a free pass to barely coherent old white guys though.
plus, you gotta love that this subset of americans thinks the entirety of a woman's worth boils down to whether she can pop out lots of kids. 🙄
Always has been
Having a sugar mommy for your lavender marriage would make sense.... if it were the 90's... in 2024 where being gay is considered perfectly normal even in the redder parts of America? Not so much
The only reason I wouldn't date Taylor Swift is if the relationship goes south, she'll diss me in a world record breaking single that's pure fire just to remind me that we're not getting back together.
You could put "I've got a tripple/quadruple/whatever platinum single dedicated to me" on your dating profile.
The maga incel cult.
Just gotta hit them with ye olde "no u" and get some popcorn lmao
gaylor swift
What is psychological projection Alex?
The right is way more desperate than I imagined.
This is going to be a long bye week.
asking if football players are gay is a pretty gay thing to do
He is a moneysexual.
And this will become a PC game? Or consoles exclusive?
It's a Superb Owl
Ah, okay. I am not so firm with US pop culture.
It’s absolutely gay. How is that bad?
It's okay to say "Super Bowl". The NFL is not going to sue you...