Awesome, welcome to the club!

I just upgraded from a T420 (bought new) to an X13 Gen 3. I like the much better screen and the much lower weight, but I miss the old style keyboard...

We are aware that the original post is a joke, right? "Safe space for billionaires"?! Though I think the reposter at the top might not have clued in.

Cory Doctorow has a solution: put some pebbles in your shoes, that will change the way you walk right away.

And they killed a dog

This is more like Hitler getting this treatment from Mussolini, though.

Solution: Rocket propelled guillotines

Literal whitewashing.

What wars are you planning, Donnie?

I need a paralegal to show me where they went wrong!

The real MVP of vehicles in the zombie apocalypse (and probably most other apocalypses) is a bike...

Fully agree on building community to avoid even getting into that position though.

Replace Falcon with Starliner. Boeing is big enough to fuck up twice.

Renting by itself would be fine, it's just that there's barely any rent control in North America, and you're constantly at the mercy of your landlord, inflation and general greed. Put national standards for renter protection and rent increases in place and this would be much less of a problem.

My guess would be that the word made it into the English vocabulary via Yiddish.

This is just a recycled George Carlin bit.

I hear Aquaman is looking to boost his real estate portfolio.

A cliff is not the sky, but interesting nonetheless.

We've been doing that for a while now. It's not cheap (read: way more expensive than buying throwaway containers), but we think it's worth it.

Another thing we try to do is to buy strips instead of liquid stuff (laundry detergent, floor cleaner, toilet bowl cleaner etc).

You can probably get lots of ebooks with your library card, for free.

Emotional Support Vehicle

I feel the audience for this joke is pretty specific. https://tenor.com/WsvE.gif