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The Metric System
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Uncle John knows the correct way to mount toilet paper.
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Wait for meeeee
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The Metric System
I mean yeah, Metric scales.
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Future is going swell...
2027
CNN: “The United Stares has again vetoed sending aid to Palestine and Ukraine in the latest UN vote…”
Apple: “We’re so pleased to announce the 20th anniversary iPhone! It’s starts at $2,999….”
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Sunday sermon: Doctor god explains the universe
Such a mature ending for that episode. No, he’s not okay. But he will be in time.
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The US State Department lobby used to display the flags of the roughly 200 countries with which the US maintains diplomatic relations. Now, it displays 200 American flags
In spite of this, the US government does not actually have meaningful diplomatic relations with the American people.
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France. If you don’t run when the police charge at you, they will retreat.
“We’ve done nothing and we’re all out of ideas!”
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Quick, no time to explain
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I can hear him swearing.
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A man with experience
Jellico: “I’m busting you to Lieutenant Junior Grade.”
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Everything's better with Star Trek
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All the men in skants were causing problems.
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Dishwasher safe
The microwave is hardcore mode.
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02 October 1989
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I saw a lot of things I wasn’t suppose to see at video stores.
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You should have stayed home.
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Tennessee suspends executions as Christa Pike’s lawyer says failed lethal injection leaves her in critical condition
It is so, SO much worse than this one incident.
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Morning routine
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This: https://lemmy.world/post/52572307
And this: https://lemmy.world/post/52589971
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Happy mama
“It’s a long story, mom.”
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Sure, Mr. Jackson. Just give us a moment to retcon some stuff.
Thank you for your service, Mr. Jackson.
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Name me country that has better food than England 🏴
“Oh, you’re a fan of countries? Name them all.”
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Trans teen fights back after principal bans her from running for homecoming queen
“Mr. Principal, your job is to educate all young people. Why do you need to know what genitals she has?
Answer the question, Mr. Principal.”
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Hard to dispute the reasoning
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“It’s not a Phase II, it’s a Next Generation.”