Spyke

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I don't have a bf, but I do have a master that lets me play with others, and a thick wolfcock that always needs serving. Where my cuties at?

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infosec.pub

Not sure if this is evolving into a story or someone's simply hornyposting

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As a participant, I can say this with authority:

::: spoiler spoiler both :::

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lemmy.world

My girlfriend and I carpool to work so I certainly hope not

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POV the guy behind me rolls coal.

POV somebody replied to me on lemmy (I have not seen it yet because I’m a responsible driver who respects their and their environments safety who doesn’t fiddle the smartphone above 70 miles per hour).

POV i gotta pee.

POV i remember the meme which used the pov-meme format the wrong way and I ask myself if the pov meme with the pov of driving a car is the same guy who wanted to show what they learned.

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Usually if I'm driving a car from the back seat it's because I'm dreaming. Usually.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

no i know everything from yesterday up until when i went to sleep. but now the tiddies are soapy for some reason and not out anymore

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piefed.social

Careful, thinking about your partner naked too much is rapey, or whatever.

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piefed.world

I think the 'or whatever' conveyed the /s but I don't have a degree or whatever.

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no, it was pretty clearly sarcasm. the tag shouldn't be necessary

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piefed.zip

Uhhh... Is that a thing anyone says...? I'm vaguely ace spectrum, so I don't always follow all this stuff, but I don't think I've seen anyone see anything to that effect 😅

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Unrelated, but your username is awesome. that is all. carry on.

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