I get that he didn't feel like he needed help. But he told his family he'd be back before sundown so wouldn't the thought to call or even text your family to let them know you're ok cross your mind? That's the part that seems strange to me.

I had a man in his 60s tell me "if you board a flight without noise canceling headphones in 2023, that's on you."

We were flying to Italy (from US) with our 5 month old to visit my Aunt one last time before she passed away a few months later. Baby cried here and there for a total of maybe 1.5 out of the 9 hours. We felt so guilty but people were incredibly nice at the end when we apologized for disturbing their flight.

She's a pretty good flyer overall but will throw her occasional 5 minute fits. I think about that man's joke after working our asses off to calm her down.

I mean, most of them are if you consider a coffin "locked up."

Would you rather we call it penetration?

NY times gets me every time

Witnessing a historic event for Lemmy. Never forget where you were today.

I've had it write songs about my friends in the style of certain rappers. My favorite so far is the Snoop Dogg song about us playing video games featuring my wife as Missy Elliot singing a verse about her disapproval. It's hilarious. I recommend you try it.

This was annoying but the sad reality that people turned into psychotic animals hoarding everything they could was much sadder. The people that caused these restrictions were the real criminals.

This plot must be due to the writer's strike I keep hearing about.

I truly don't understand how HOAs aren't illegal. Or at the very least restricted.

Serious question because I don't fully understand the judicial process and what not. Why are the trials so far in the future?

I've never used or even seen this exact bar of soap until I just happened to buy it a couple days ago but haven't used it yet. Weird to see it here today but now I'm not sure if this means it's going to be good or bad on my balls...

Hi, Simple. I'm Dad.

This is shockingly generic.

Don't have vacations or visit family even if it's for a wedding or funeral. Stay inside your house until your kids graduate high school to be sure. Having a life is not worth the possibility of inconveniencing other people for a few hours every so often. You're ruining other people's lives if you do so.

Video Games: By smart people, for dumb people Books: by smart people, for smart people Art: by dumb people, for smart people NFTs: by dumb people, for dumb people

Damn. Realizing this next election will be my first where I won't be considered a "young" voter anymore. 👨‍🦳

Man I've done this before but maybe spent 15 minutes and that felt like an hour. A whole hour must have felt like a whole day.

My problem is that I AM buying something but I stand there analyzing all the options just walk out with 1 thing. As I'm checking out I start to wonder if anybody realized that I've just spent 15 minutes standing at one shelf to end up buying 1 bottle of infant cough syrup.

Classic! This and videos like "badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom mushroom" are some of the earliest memes I reference/sing all the time.

Lmao. New parents here who discovered Bluey a few months ago. Can't believe I stumbled upon a community for Bluey parents!