Let us not collectively forget that when you ask yourself "what would Jesus do?" Flipping over tables and whipping money changers is a totally valid option.

HE EJACULATED WHILE HE WAS DYING.

Unironically, Albania's flag goes way harder than it has any right to.

"The incident happened somewhere between the states of Missouri and Louisiana on the banks of a river"

I mean if it's a self selected intentional alteration, that's not the same as someone who has trouble losing weight or who was born with a deformity. She paid money to another person, to alter the way she looks. The criticism she draws was chosen.

Yeah, but this was a bad American. So we ball.

Full bridge rectifier¿

Thick eye brows intensifies!

I didn't realize how small Israel was until now! Your comment definitely helped me find it though.

No icewind Dale 1&2 mentioned‽ o.0

Blasphemy!!!

Has been for a few years.

A just saw a YouTube video about this, David the gnome, and the wuzzles. The absolute raw voice talent they had on those shows is something we will likely be privy to again.

I'm happy that I got to do it to an old boss that fired me for made up bullshit. Looking forward to finding Limbaugh, this fucker, and https://youtu.be/KivCRqfFcqY .

Rocks that swim around like fish!

No thank you the ocean!

That and Jacob's "which cryptid is the chillest to blaze with." Are my favorite presentations.

Ahh yes. Given the two choices, conservative pieces of shit will always choose evil.

I got some dry ones in college, not a ton but enough. Decided to put in some ramen I was making. I didn't even get all the way through the bowl before I knew I should stop. Only closed eye visuals, but it was pretty dope.

I was floating down rainbow road from Mario kart 64 and the cosmic owl from adventure time was jamming out with these double sided maracas. It was pretty chill.

All my homies hate wasp factories

I have no clue how I dodge the type 2 bullet. Like I eat relatively healthy (because steak and mashed potatoes or fast food everyday sounds boring AF) but outside of college, I am one of the laziest mfers alive. But in my forties I started getting my a1c checked my serum level hasn't been above 4.

It feels like I both won and lost the genetic lottery. Early onset arthritis and started balding in my twenties. But I'm tall, relatively healthy outside of the arthritis, and told by people who aren't related to me that I'm conventionally attractive. The genome gives and the genome taketh away it seems.

Oooooh yeah brudda! I don't even have to talk shit over your corpse, cause the Internet roasted you hotter than a old Christmas tree some old people put into their wood stove!

PSA; never put any pine in your wood stove!

Fifty years too late

Real talk, I would love me a tail!