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AAnnoyed_🦀 lemmy.zip7Hide 7 repliesYou mean we discovered fried shrimp in the ocean? Then there is gonna be a possibility that we find steamed fish there as well. Keep exploring!45Reply
MMajorMajormajormajor replylemmy.ca2Hide 2 repliesYou call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?8Reply
oonslaught545 replylemmy.zip1Hide 1 replyI would imagine some fish get too close to volcanic vents.7Reply
gandalf_der_12te replydiscuss.tchncs.de arrest this man this reminds me of the story of the four-leaved clover: nature can do whatever the hell it wants :)3Reply
FuglyDuck replylemmy.worldI wouldn't recommend eating the baby eldritch horror; that's how you get momma eldritch horror to do unkind things. but if you're willing to accept unfathomable consequences... saute in butter, with some garlic and lemon.10Reply
ShaggySnacks lemmy.myserv.one3Hide 3 repliesLies! We shouldn't explore the ocean cause we will wake up an eldtritch horror that will end the world. Madness for everyone. Which now saying out loud, doesn't sound too bad.13Reply
SSkaveRat replydiscuss.tchncs.de2Hide 2 replieslooks at everything Are we sure we didn't already trigger this?6Reply
iicelimit replylemmy.mlAre we going to wake up and realize some dude accidentally released a metric fuckton of drugs into the air and we were all on a bender?3Reply
MissJinx lemmy.world1Hide 1 reply we found everything that taste good we'll never know until we start frying those mariana fuckers11Reply
TTyrq lemmy.dbzer0.comI'm on to you, you're just trying to throw the scent off your sunken treasure10Reply
sad_detective_man sopuli.xyz"Yes please observe the accumulation of saline pools on the ocean floor. Please take me to the SOFAR channel to help me project my voice across the planet" -Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged9Reply
llunarul lemmy.worldI'm sorry, but the list of things in the ocean that taste good is much much longer than that.8Reply
mmyotheraccount replylemmy.worldSomeone has to - otherwise how do you allocate funds for discovering new things, if you don't know how many new things there are?2Reply
xxx3rawr sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyBones are sand. Sand is bones. Whales eat the bones into sand.4Reply
YYiddishMcSquidish replylemmy.worldRocks that swim around like fish! No thank you the ocean! That and Jacob's "which cryptid is the chillest to blaze with." Are my favorite presentations.4Reply
sspongebollocks sh.itjust.works@welcometomymemepage on instagram used to make these memes. there should be a tag.0Reply
JJerkface (any/all) lemmy.cahow do you know when someone abuses animals don't worry they never ever ever stop telling you ha ha ha-4Reply
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You mean we discovered fried shrimp in the ocean? Then there is gonna be a possibility that we find steamed fish there as well. Keep exploring!
Mmm...steamed clams
You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?
Yes, it's a regional dialect.
What region northern lights may I see it?
No.
I would imagine some fish get too close to volcanic vents.
especially so if they have no intelligence i guess
With lime and chilli sauce?
Counterpoint:
counter counter point:
Nothing 🤗
this reminds me of the story of the four-leaved clover:
nature can do whatever the hell it wants :)
Should he go to land jail or ocean jail?
but look at this guy. Isn’t he a cute little guy?
or look at this super cool octopus
the commentary is hilarious.
That is freakin' adorable! Look at that smile!
But does it taste good?
I wouldn't recommend eating the baby eldritch horror; that's how you get momma eldritch horror to do unkind things.
but if you're willing to accept unfathomable consequences... saute in butter, with some garlic and lemon.
That’s what a bot would say
Counterpoint:
counterpoint accepted
Lies! We shouldn't explore the ocean cause we will wake up an eldtritch horror that will end the world. Madness for everyone.
Which now saying out loud, doesn't sound too bad.
looks at everything
Are we sure we didn't already trigger this?
It would certainly explain a lot.
Are we going to wake up and realize some dude accidentally released a metric fuckton of drugs into the air and we were all on a bender?
we'll never know until we start frying those mariana fuckers
I bet they don't actually taste like marinara
I'm on to you, you're just trying to throw the scent off your sunken treasure
"Yes please observe the accumulation of saline pools on the ocean floor. Please take me to the SOFAR channel to help me project my voice across the planet" -Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
I'm sorry, but the list of things in the ocean that taste good is much much longer than that.
What if we find giant lobsters and crabs that are even tastier?
Yes, I counted undiscovered jelly fish, what of it?
Someone has to - otherwise how do you allocate funds for discovering new things, if you don't know how many new things there are?
Went and named two of my least favorite seafoods
Bones are sand. Sand is bones. Whales eat the bones into sand.
Rocks that swim around like fish!
No thank you the ocean!
That and Jacob's "which cryptid is the chillest to blaze with." Are my favorite presentations.
You're just jealous they're immortal.
have you considered... fried crab?
@welcometomymemepage on instagram used to make these memes. there should be a tag.
how do you know when someone abuses animals don't worry they never ever ever stop telling you ha ha ha