The lube tasted good but the handjob was kinda weird.

When I was a kid, restaurants still smelled like tobacco.

Didn't really stop until early 2000's

Probably won't be a millionaire but you can still be lots of things.

I tried that in a group of people the other day. I got a resounding "Nah, I'm good"

What do you do when everyone is happy to die? Because right now my plan is "try my damned best to make sure these dipshits don't take me down with them"

Use scissors! Get into the habit of always cutting the tape. It may take extra time at first, but in the long run will save you lots and lots of time and headache!

Source: used it when I worked as a cook and now use it at home.

*Unless you're in the south.

Everyone and their Dad is in trades of one kind or another, and they hire their kids.

Aside from the affordability thing...

Do rich people think we make each others beds? Tuck each other in for the night?

Godot has more sliders to make a light switch.

Hannibal lecter and true crime make serial killers look like supervillains but really they're just Steven Miller if he was broke.

public school budgets can't be bloated, only misappropriated.

Which usually happens under dipshit republican school boards.

Ok, so republicans are going to shut the government down before midterms, got it.

Could be projection, but it's more likely that christians think atheists are nothing but nihilistic hedonists that fuck and kill everything and anything. looks at bible oh yeah, that's also projection.

Put your hand in that crack and you won't get it back,

That's a moray!

Nobody needs to buy it, the minions just need something to shout at you when you try to correct them.

Being called "edgy" is funny when they tell you that there's this horrible pit of emoness and death and fire and hot metal chains and trenchcoats and darkness and satan that you're going to go to.

Sounds pretty edgy, bro.

Unironically want this.

But I'm converting my closet to a brewing room, so my clothes will have to go somewhere else. Eyeballs loamy corner of room Perfect.

Me until my recent atomoxatine prescription. Still working through the pile of bullshit but atleast I'm actually working on it now.

AI slop checking AI slop.

Therapy! You've likely been traumatized. You need to deal with the trauma. Logic helps the mind, but you need the heart to heal.

*personal experience, religion traumatized me and it took years after becoming an atheist to get over my fear of hell. If I had to do it again I'd definitely do it with a therapist.

Good news is probably yes?

Bad news is life definitely gets worse before then.