You forgot to say "Only write correct code" in your instructions

apology for poor english

when were you when Japan declared Islamic Republic?

i was sat at home scrolling Lemmy when phone ring

'We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan'

‘no’

Yeah the first time I tried the two options for clothes on my then-two year old, he snatched both options out of my hands, threw them on the ground, and screamed NO CLOTHES

"instead of using toilet paper he wipes his ass with a town that then he stores full of shit on a drawer"

I have a lot of questions about this part

If you find a way to teach this lesson let me know.

My wife loves to cook and is very good at it, but she's purely focused on the food. I try to clean as she goes behind her and she keeps shooing me away because I'm in way. However if I don't then she'll start getting annoyed that the sink is full. It's a delicate balance

(´･ω･`)

Mein Vierjähriger auch

I do know a shaman. She does not dress like that

I studied engineering in college (in the US) and on exams they'd throw a mix of imperial and metric problems at us.

Any time it was imperial, a lot of us would convert everything to metric, solve the problem, then convert the answer back to imperial

I laughed. But like, why

No.

6a here, exact same story for me. It also would not charge past 75% after the latest update until I turned off adaptive battery. Worked great until the update

Oh hell yes, utilize drives me nuts. Its supposed to mean when you find a particularly effective, often different than typical purpose, for usage of something.

I utilize the word utilize as a way to identify people who spit out word jargon to hide their ineptitude

I know right. I'm 39, all 20.

I think finding some cats to be assholes could be not understanding them too.

I had a cat growing up people would generally have called an asshole cat. Thing was that he REALLY didn't like being pet, except for head scritches. So people would see him and try to pet him and he would swipe and hiss at them in response. I get why they saw him as an asshole cat when they just saw him act that way.

If you relaxed around him and only scritched his head, he was actually lovely. He didn't really like cuddling either, though he liked sitting near you.

True, but at some point they'll leak it by sharing the file with the wrong email address

I run into 425 Too Early a lot

My wife and I refer to this as the "Kitty Claws" of our marriage contract

Sort of describes bulimia I guess

Im in the US and live literally across the street from my kids school. He starts kindergarten in August and I told some neighborhood parent friends I was going to just let him walk himself to school while I watched from the stoop sipping coffee. A lot of them were mortified and a few thought the school wouldn't allow him in without me dropping him off. Wtf