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Since 1945. They've just kept it quiet to play the long game for yet another surprise!!

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Of course not. They're brainwashed by their government. The great USA should free them from their oppression. /s

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Saapasreply
piefed.zip

I see, your eyes are open 🤖🦄🌈

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pticrixreply
lemmy.ca

This is clearly a reference to this song by Erasure, which was used in a flash game by Adult Swim, which let you control a robot unicorn.

Wait, you didn't know? Who doesn't know that!?

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lemmy.ca

It's real but he butchers English so well that you can hear either Japan or Iran.

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Ah, they didn't sound so similar in pronunciation here. Iran is generally said with the same "I" sound as "if" and a longer "a" like "ahh" or "run" rather than "ran".

Then again that fat sack of shit slurring words or just burbling nonsense are equally plausible.

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retrofed.com

If Biden said this there would be a 4 day news cycle about it

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When everything that comes out of your mouth is batshit crazy, it's no longer news...

When he says something coherent and relevant, I'll pay attention.

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lemmy.ca

Apparently he's playing some weird mod in which you only have two buttons: "Denounce" and "Declare Surprise War".

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aussie.zone

The Sultanate Of Uruguay has declared war! The Sultanate Of Uruguay has attacked Wellington.

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lemmy.zip

apology for poor english

when were you when Japan declared Islamic Republic?

i was sat at home scrolling Lemmy when phone ring

'We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan'

‘no’

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aussie.zone

wow, who knew that Iran was so powerful? it converted the whole country of Japan to Islam!

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Nah Japan is the Sunni Islamic Republic. They actually don't get along with Iran at all.

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This actually reminds me of the plot of Command & Conquer: Red Alert III,

Colonel Anatoly Cherdenko (Tim Curry) about to be overrun by the enemy, uses a time machine to travel to 1927 Brussels to kill Einstein. When he comes back to the present, he's the Premier of the USSR which is winning the war against the Allies... right when the Empire of the Rising Sun (Japan) declares war and attacks.

Japan isn't necessarily Muslim, but they are a technological powerhouse of their own accord.

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lemmy.ca

We didn't know how lucky we were to have Tim Curry in our cutscenes

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lemmy.today

maybe he played GENERALS instead, where the GLA is muslim(although the games dint say it outright) and they took over many countries.

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lemmy.zip

Ignoring the Islamic Republic of Japan part, is it 11 missiles or 111?

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Also ignoring the Islamic Republic of Japan what seems to be the problem with some army shooting missiles

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whenever i see him my first thought is wondering if his diaper is full in the picture

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