"Jimmy Hoffa waited up to 2 hours in this parking lot for his "friends" after they stood him up for a lunch at the Red Fox Cafe."

🧑‍⚖️: "But what if your best revenuing content creators are children?"
🤓: "That's why I need you to rewrite it."
👶🧒: "Wait... wat?!"

🤓: "Don't worry. I'll protect you guys."

"The Roman Aqueducts never looked so lovely at night." --Nero

Lefty loosey. Righty tighty.
I'm going to hell.

I've had this image forever. Today's the day! Enjoy.

Look out! I just saw a giant Alaskan Bull Worm heading straight to Bikini Bottom!

Fun facts I've gathered up...

• 10 Cybertrucks were donated to Las Vegas police.
• Las Vegas haven't noted whether to keep or sell them.
• Any vehicle going into police duty must be "upfitted" aka upgraded with a police package (lights, siren, comms, armor, etc).
• Police prefer a certain known standard performance vehicle specs for duty (horsepower, towing, speed, mass, manuvrrability, etc). Teslas are too young to have demonstrated anything of this.
• Some out-of-spec police cars (e.g.- retired, siezed, donated) might get another use as community outreach vehicles (D.A.R.E. cars).
• Article states an upfitting company named UP.FIT {corrected name} Las Vegas, aka UNPLUGGED PERFORMANCE ®. They are not a preferred public service vehicle upfitter, as they ONLY modify Teslas and only Teslas for contract.
• Sheriff McMahill is an uneducated media regurgitator.

Here's one more Tarzan fact...
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/23955491-8ef2-4dc9-a4ab-c4e702a851d2.jpeg

Taking from the phrase "pork belly futures" to predict pork in the economy...
And taking the name of small laptop ram...

(⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)⁠>⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■ i guess we're going to have...
(⁠⌐⁠■⁠-⁠■⁠) "SO DIM" FUTURES.

"Garmin GPS announces next update to bring back missing potholes by playing bang.mp3 without any user input destination needed..."

I'd find it hard to get any good night's rest when 4 rambunctious teenagers want to hangout in your living room, watch tv, and order pizza all night.

This came back from "cow of judgement -"crow" " on DDG.

Two lunches?? It's my funeral, i guess‽

😽: "Honey, there's a noise outside on the porch!"
😺: "Ok. It's probably the Amazon deliv- aaaaAAAH!! Rock!!"
⛰️: "OMG. You're adorable."

Can I get a rundown of the few non-flagship phonemakers that are currently out there? I have heard of The Nothing Phone. Are there more companies that put together Androids to operate within the US?

We gotta crime seen here!

I'll buy six just so I can do the Zoidberg wiggle.

Awe, man. It's going to totally ruin this phone case bit...