Spyke

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Remember to vote.

I remember watching that movie and thinking “There’s no way that people would be so stupid that they’d keep going in the water when they know there's a deadly shark in the water!”

And then 2020 hit, and holy shit. So many idiots wouldn’t even wear a mask until it allowed them to beat up immigrants.

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Cracker Barrel gets welcome

When your whole schtick is nostalgia, but all the folks who remember the things you reference are now dead or otherwise unable to come to your restaurants, you either need to change your schtick, or you need to tap into the nostalgia of a younger generation. There aren’t as many Amos & Andy and Howdy Doody fans on the highways these days.

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Hand him a water. Let him know he’s not an enemy, and he may come to understand you’re not either.

You could also ask him how much his flag and other merchandise cost him 😂. Then just whistle appreciatively and tell him you had to make your own.