Please Lord, let this be deranged fetish content rather than whatever the alternative would be. 🙏😔

They knew but wanted to reward his ingenuity

The humble potentiometer:

Has the removing of MAGA ornaments in shame become a widespread phenomenon?

These are the troubled dreams Gregor Samsa awoke from.

Corporate America is the shitpost

True actually

I'm gonna roll a Peter Thiel blunt

Just typical good guy behaviour

Nice of them to include the sniper's POV

As well as the hatch where the detergent goes in. Otherwise it will get swampy in there. That part of the post kinda makes me wonder if maybe her mother just takes better care of hers.

Whose blood did you donate?

Which country?

Does Bird City have a retaliatory Kentucky Fried Elk?

Germany: If I'm sick and want an appointment asap I just go. They tell you to call in advance but if you do they give you an appointment for another day and if you just rock up they tell you to sit down and wait for the doc. Which can take anywhere between 5 minutes and 5 hours, at least that's about the range I've experienced. Oh and not sure if that's only a thing here but it's common to awkwardly greet the other patients when you get into the waiting area.

Seeing the doc would be similar to the US I guess, except there's no need to discuss money. Doctors shake hands here, maybe that's different from you but Idk. After the appointment you check in with the front desk again to fetch any prescriptions (although those are mostly digital since last year) and notes you may need for work. That's also the time to book a follow up appointment if you need one.

Cost depends on what you got. Getting extensive bloodwork or some less "necessary" exams for example aren't covered by insurance. There's a flat 5€ fee for prescription meds and 10€ per day in a clinic. If you don't have enough money you can let the insurance company know and they'll cover some of those fees too.

Are you mourning reality or is that the time where you process what you've seen online? Not intended as a loaded question btw, just one I've been asking myself a lot.

No surprises on that list tbh

Homeschooled

You sound very convinced

not only confuses the reader but it's also a headache for the author

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No idea what you mean. This is what people click tutorials for. (I used an LLM which I think is how no less than 100% of these introductions are composed)