Ok, we've taken this far enough, I think.

As though any of this is accidental.

Remember Bibi and "the bomb" at the U.N. He told us Iran was months away from building a bomb and now look where we are 13 years later!

Stop asking questions you already know the answers to.

Some men with butterfly nets should have come and taken him away to a padded room for his own safety.

I liked the pause at the end like we basically forgot what they're there for.

It's a crime they had 300 locations to close.

Haha I'd be like: Uh, no thanks guys, I'm good.

They should've just made sexytimes like the HBO Series Heated Rivalry.

Ok I'm deciding my own death: I don't want a live a day under 3000 years old.

I see they did decide on him in a REMOTE meeting (apparently leadership figured out that perhaps hanging out together in the same building wasn't the smartest call)?

I probably wouldn't be gloating if I didn't have working plumbing, but that's just me.

Everything you said sounds prophetic and deep after you kill yourself.

I would pay money to pass this anti-creep law here.