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My favorite, classic greentext

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Snakes apparently have a reaction time of 30 to 50 milliseconds, while the average human has a reaction time of 200 milliseconds. The snake would have bitten him and ran away before he would have had the opportunity to lift it from the ground.

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Can you make a short story with autocorrect?

I am a bit of a shark on the right side and I am afraid that I have to face them all over the next week. I got no feelings about this, but I like to experiment with the monsters under my bed. I was going for a walk in the morning, I had a bad day and I am a bit tired now. I'm just getting ready to go to bed now and then I can come over and get you. I will always be there to remind you of who you are and what’s important to me. You know what I mean.

That was done with only starting with an I and letting autocorrect do the rest.