I mean...is that not assumed to be the default? Cell phone surveillance is pretty much just business as usual in this country is it not?

A lot of us are 40+ but I appreciate your meaning.

RN here: call your doctor. Don't look for advice online, mine or anyone else's, period.

I'm not being a dick, that's the only answer anyone who knows what they're doing and gives a damn is going to give you.

Tay has returned - as was foretold in prophecy.

He's going to let a spider crawl on his penis in the name of gooning isn't he? I really want off this ride.

Tay has returned.

Remember most gamblers stop one hand before they win big.

Pour it down the drain to punish the landlord for raising the rent.

Face meet leopard.

Respectfully and gently, this sounds like confirmation bias. Do we have any non-anecdotal supportive data? Or anything more substantial than "this just feels kind of right"?

Ass? Try to get it in...their ass?

Fellow old man: We learned the words we needed to complete the spell. In those days internet usage was more art than science. You either learned or you did without. I learned the term so young because I needed a crack to stop having to swap discs in the D drive constantly.

Yeah but what really happened was OP fucked up and we're politely covering for them.

It's not an SCP. It's just a...vending machine from 1985. That's how they all worked.

If I could get butt mogged I would be so happy.

Lol imagine talking to other people. Pathetic.

I'm trying to decide between facing another day or ending it all. Some days it takes a little more thought to justify getting up.

Can’t help but think of SNORKS when someone says “snorkin’ it”