tfw you live with your parents, the door isn't locked (could be dumbness, or parents being shitty about locked doors, as seen by mother entering the room without knocking), your screen is facing the door, it's daytime, your mom is at home a lot and doesn't knock and you're drawing extra-spicy porn
They also raised them with no situational awareness. Being this kind of dumbass will likely hurt them far more in the long run than being a 'certified freak'.
The kind of situational awareness you describe is wasted on people who would do best by changing their situation entirely, or whose parents need a wake-up call to realize that its time to learn to knock.
"certified freak" is also relative. If I met them, while we couldn't bond over deer vagina, I would probably just see them as a suitable new friend. Their parents, on the other hand.
Hell, if their parents met me, they might be more thankful for the spawn they have by comparison. I would do my best to make sure of it.
Situationial awareness is still necessary to recognize what kinds of situations are problematic and how to stage a wake-up call. Assuming anon is a teenager, there probably isn't that much they can do to change their situation entirely.
Step one: Have no similarly-aged sibling. It's fairly unusual nowadays to share a room with a sibling that's much younger than you, and a significant amount of people are only-children.
My door growing up couldn't even latch, much less lock. Though I was smart enough to ask my grandma if I could have my late grandpa's giant old desk so that I could put it in the corner of my room and nobody could see what I was looking at or doing.
While this is probably fake, I did have a momentary recollection of my preteen days on the living room family computer surfing warez sites and, while my mom was visiting (me living with my dad), big ol' horsecock popped up on a pop-up ad. She uh, she had a reaction. But, like a fucking normal person, I just explained that happens sometimes when you're pirating shit.
Yes, I'm old, this story is pre-ublock and no script, and before torrents were a thing. Pre-limewire too? Actually hol'up, how did 10 year old me know about warez...? Lol
Fellow old man: We learned the words we needed to complete the spell. In those days internet usage was more art than science. You either learned or you did without. I learned the term so young because I needed a crack to stop having to swap discs in the D drive constantly.
Could be, though it's not so much the type of inspiration so much as the lack of safeguards most people would have in place. I studied art for a bit before switching majors and know full well how important reference material is. Life drawing has nude human models, after all, so why not deer vagina?
Although getting a live deer to pose for your class would be rather difficult, hehe.
Old internet was wild. I remember I got scammed into convincing my mom to pay for WinMX, which was free. Upside, she thought my pirate-ass program was legit so when the whole Napster thing blew up, I was in the clear.
Kid should have told the mother that he was studying to be a vet. I know a fella who works three months a year (during the breeding season), and for each little slice he makes in a doe, he nets somewhere between $300-$1000. A single rich rancher can have dozens or hundreds of deer that they want to selectively breed to get bigger, more 'prize-worthy' bucks that can fetch a high hunting fee for folks willing to pay for it. All the feller has to do is the last step of the IVF, not even the semen collection bit, so he shows up, works for about a week at each ranch, and moves on.
Can you provide me with a query that would get me this information? Because furfeak (probably misspelled but this is really outside of my knowledge realm) does not yield many relevant results
I've seen people asking for up to $500 for a commission. It was a pretty intricate commission, but they obviously get it. The ones that I just can't believe are the very obvious character drawn naked, and then some clothes are added on top. Then a streamer style bullshit goes on where after they get X amount of money, a piece of clothing is removed. I've seen people, in an aggregate, toss thousands at those. Boggles my mind.
A quick black and white art piece with someone’s character doing non-lewd things can be between 40 and 100USD depending on the artist. Custom color art pieces range between 150 and 300 depending on level of detail and how lewd you want the scene to be. If the scene is busy or a niche fetish, you can easily exceed 500. If you’re a popular artist, it just goes up from there.
Well I'm the past people used the term "furfag" but that's the wrong kind of derogatory. Furrys are bestiality adjacent; sexual orientation is irrelevant and not deserving of bigotry.
Furries are notoriously rich, so I think that's the only out for someone who's drawn themselves into this type of corner. It was business, not pleasure.
the more niche a fetish is, the more money there can potentially be made because there's no creators that "Create" in it. hence theres an inverse relationship to mainstream fetish and how much a typical content creator for it makes.
Well, the people who want your art also have to both exist and have money to pay you if you want to make money. There's probably a sweet spot. I'm not sure what it is, but the money to be made probably declines after a point.
at some point yes, but that rabbit hole is very deep.
for example, hard to prove if actually true or not, but the whole theory on nikocado avocado and his channel actually being a front to advertise for a secret feeder fetish crowd.
My first thought was "why would it look any different from any other four legged mammal?" So I had to look it up. and yes, anon is a dumbass also on the fact that it does look exactly like you would expect.
That was my risky click of the day. Thanks for sharing that!
Also, thank you for the info about etymologynerd. I'm a translator and absolutely love that field. I'll have to check out their content and their book!
My mother was neck deep in "Satanic Panic" propaganda. Literally thought Pokemon was "Satanic." I think the thing that set her off was the Japanese-style art, and Japan isn't majority-Christian like the U.S. is.
Don't think that by explaining this I'm trying to make it make sense. The "sense" train derailed long before, but even more so when she decided that Pokemon had wiccan influence (which, by the way, isn't the same as satanism, but again, it's a foregone conclusion that none of this made any sense) for some random fucking reason.
tfw you live with your parents, the door isn't locked (could be dumbness, or parents being shitty about locked doors, as seen by mother entering the room without knocking), your screen is facing the door, it's daytime, your mom is at home a lot and doesn't knock and you're drawing extra-spicy porn
anon is an idiot.
anon is posting on 4chan
anon is an idiot
anon's parents are idiots for raising them with no secure personal personal space. I know of no more certain way to churn out a certified freak.
They also raised them with no situational awareness. Being this kind of dumbass will likely hurt them far more in the long run than being a 'certified freak'.
The kind of situational awareness you describe is wasted on people who would do best by changing their situation entirely, or whose parents need a wake-up call to realize that its time to learn to knock.
"certified freak" is also relative. If I met them, while we couldn't bond over deer vagina, I would probably just see them as a suitable new friend. Their parents, on the other hand.
Hell, if their parents met me, they might be more thankful for the spawn they have by comparison. I would do my best to make sure of it.
Situationial awareness is still necessary to recognize what kinds of situations are problematic and how to stage a wake-up call. Assuming anon is a teenager, there probably isn't that much they can do to change their situation entirely.
How do you get this secure personal space unless you have your own room? I've always grown up sharing rooms
Step one: Have no similarly-aged sibling. It's fairly unusual nowadays to share a room with a sibling that's much younger than you, and a significant amount of people are only-children.
My door growing up couldn't even latch, much less lock. Though I was smart enough to ask my grandma if I could have my late grandpa's giant old desk so that I could put it in the corner of my room and nobody could see what I was looking at or doing.
While this is probably fake, I did have a momentary recollection of my preteen days on the living room family computer surfing warez sites and, while my mom was visiting (me living with my dad), big ol' horsecock popped up on a pop-up ad. She uh, she had a reaction. But, like a fucking normal person, I just explained that happens sometimes when you're pirating shit.
Yes, I'm old, this story is pre-ublock and no script, and before torrents were a thing. Pre-limewire too? Actually hol'up, how did 10 year old me know about warez...? Lol
Fellow old man: We learned the words we needed to complete the spell. In those days internet usage was more art than science. You either learned or you did without. I learned the term so young because I needed a crack to stop having to swap discs in the D drive constantly.
I didn't even know what it was supposed to mean. Pronounced it like it was a German word.
Edit: And I thought the artist called "hentai" has painted a lot of pictures.
The days of downloading a movie, and having to watch some of it in private first to make sure it wasn't porn labeled wrongly.
…. Or Chechen rebel beheading videos disguised as porn
It could be real. I'm an aspiring furry artist and have had to look up a lot of animal genitalia for research purposes.
...I don't still live with my parents however.
What a time to be alive
Could be, though it's not so much the type of inspiration so much as the lack of safeguards most people would have in place. I studied art for a bit before switching majors and know full well how important reference material is. Life drawing has nude human models, after all, so why not deer vagina?
Although getting a live deer to pose for your class would be rather difficult, hehe.
Old internet was wild. I remember I got scammed into convincing my mom to pay for WinMX, which was free. Upside, she thought my pirate-ass program was legit so when the whole Napster thing blew up, I was in the clear.
Anon is very fawn'd of his mother, but doesn't give a buck about his father. Doe's it matter if he comes clean first?
Take your goddamn upvote and get out of here!
😂Look up how much furfeak artists get paid. That number should settle them down.
Kid should have told the mother that he was studying to be a vet. I know a fella who works three months a year (during the breeding season), and for each little slice he makes in a doe, he nets somewhere between $300-$1000. A single rich rancher can have dozens or hundreds of deer that they want to selectively breed to get bigger, more 'prize-worthy' bucks that can fetch a high hunting fee for folks willing to pay for it. All the feller has to do is the last step of the IVF, not even the semen collection bit, so he shows up, works for about a week at each ranch, and moves on.
It's mind boggling how much money he brings in.
Why even do it if you don't get to collect the semen?
./insert_mr_crabs_leaning_in
Can you provide me with a query that would get me this information? Because furfeak (probably misspelled but this is really outside of my knowledge realm) does not yield many relevant results
I've seen people asking for up to $500 for a commission. It was a pretty intricate commission, but they obviously get it. The ones that I just can't believe are the very obvious character drawn naked, and then some clothes are added on top. Then a streamer style bullshit goes on where after they get X amount of money, a piece of clothing is removed. I've seen people, in an aggregate, toss thousands at those. Boggles my mind.
Think they misspelled "furfreak" which is probably just a derogatory term for furries. You can Google furries at your own risk.
I will pass, was just curious how much money could be made. I know some comic artists on reddit basically make their living based on that.
A quick black and white art piece with someone’s character doing non-lewd things can be between 40 and 100USD depending on the artist. Custom color art pieces range between 150 and 300 depending on level of detail and how lewd you want the scene to be. If the scene is busy or a niche fetish, you can easily exceed 500. If you’re a popular artist, it just goes up from there.
Well I'm the past people used the term "furfag" but that's the wrong kind of derogatory. Furrys are bestiality adjacent; sexual orientation is irrelevant and not deserving of bigotry.
Furries are notoriously rich, so I think that's the only out for someone who's drawn themselves into this type of corner. It was business, not pleasure.
the more niche a fetish is, the more money there can potentially be made because there's no creators that "Create" in it. hence theres an inverse relationship to mainstream fetish and how much a typical content creator for it makes.
Well, the people who want your art also have to both exist and have money to pay you if you want to make money. There's probably a sweet spot. I'm not sure what it is, but the money to be made probably declines after a point.
at some point yes, but that rabbit hole is very deep.
for example, hard to prove if actually true or not, but the whole theory on nikocado avocado and his channel actually being a front to advertise for a secret feeder fetish crowd.
Phrasing!
No kidding.
Judy Hopps is just gen z Lola Bunny.
My first thought was "why would it look any different from any other four legged mammal?" So I had to look it up. and yes, anon is a dumbass also on the fact that it does look exactly like you would expect.
Can you send me a link because all I can find are fucking cartoons
No... Just search "deer vagina" with safe search off...
Yeah I'm just seeing cartoons
As a Human system, I can't help with that. Is there anything else you want me to help you with?
They want you to send them a Printed image via certified mail.
Pls don't certified mail me dussy
Too late. 5 different paxkages have been despatched to your address. Images, reference diagrams and even a life sited model out of food safe silicone.
Your certified mail of "deer dussy catalog" is now being shipped to the business address per your request.
Just tell her it's art.
Eww it’s all shots and tiktok things :c
That was my risky click of the day. Thanks for sharing that! Also, thank you for the info about etymologynerd. I'm a translator and absolutely love that field. I'll have to check out their content and their book!
This is genius
Don't want to get unalived for calling someone a PDF file.
PDF file ?
https://youtu.be/bQlgLQgmtXc
Pedophile.
Oh I see
Once my dad walked in on me beating zombies to death in half life (the original)
He said as long as it doesn't give me nightmares I can play it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mine was you can play GTA just don't kill the hookers.
"But they have the most mone"
Killing normal people is perfectly fine, but not the hookers, son!
Mine was "you can play Smash Brothers 64 with your friends as long as you don't let anyone be Pikachu."
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My mother was neck deep in "Satanic Panic" propaganda. Literally thought Pokemon was "Satanic." I think the thing that set her off was the Japanese-style art, and Japan isn't majority-Christian like the U.S. is.
Don't think that by explaining this I'm trying to make it make sense. The "sense" train derailed long before, but even more so when she decided that Pokemon had wiccan influence (which, by the way, isn't the same as satanism, but again, it's a foregone conclusion that none of this made any sense) for some random fucking reason.
Can you beat something that is already dead to death?🤔
I guess the headcrabs are alive still
Zombies are basically undying from mtg.
what is with the adversity on this website to the human vagina
> human
People who post ridiculous stories like this should be required to post about the aftermath.
I dont know why, but I can't stop thinking of it as deertussy. Why my brain is inserting a "t" Im not sure.
What about a deeznussy?
All avoidable, if people knew how to behave properly. You are about to enter somebodys place, what should you do? Fucking knock.
https://youtu.be/tVbM2s3GfBY