He's got 999,999 problems, but leaving the country ain't one.

I'm trying to think of a more bizarre combination of a photo, it's title, and the adjoining caption. I cannot.

Where's the shadow above the implied penis coming from? This is what's upsetting me.

We should... We should be able to watch a little porn at work

Coffin Flop on Corncob TV is pretty good, but Comcast is trying to remove it from their broadcast lineup. They keep saying, "There's no way that many bodies are falling out of coffins." Then they tell me, "And there's no way a quarter of them are nude."

They think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me. At a dinner.

Sadly, he can only perform a single cock push up. But when you think about it... One is all you really need.

After all, you and me baby? Ain't nothin' but mammals.

You know... I think I did know that.

Sounds like you're telling me that everyone doesn't share my exact thoughts, beliefs, and opinions. That's crazy, sir/madam.

This is the one. Right here, officer.

And working eyes and common sense

I think you're thinking of All In The Family? OPs comment was regarding Big Bang Theory...

This politico article seems to show the flag (albeit obviously altered, not through photoshop or digital means) as well as another staffer confirming the actual flag was actually found within the room.

Not making an assumption of who altered the flag, but it seems legit.

https://www.politico.com/news/2025/10/15/capitol-police-investigating-swastika-in-gop-congressional-office-00609704

Oh man, regardless of the bit of ambiguity in word placement do I feel for these parents. Solicitors only knock on the doors of toddlers during nap time. Usually in neighborhoods and houses that have signs explicitly asking them not to.

The board had a meeting back in March. Fights had to be rescheduled due to consistent inaccurate size estimates. We are continuing, however, with asking registrants to provide density of ass hair.

There are only two types of people in this world I hate:

1. People intolerant of other cultures
2. The Dutch

Oh my God, I didn't realize how much I needed that. The cutting of the tip of the penis cake, was the cherry on top.

Mathematically speaking, they should be converted to lemonade.

Yea these poor companies artificially inflating their product containers to provide a sense of more product within while stating the actual product amount in 6 pt font at the bottom of the packaging are getting a bad wrap! Sure the net weight is provided and without comparison to another package it's difficult to ascertain exactly what that weight equates to but that should be on the consumer and not the poor company trying to deceive you into thinking you're getting more than you paid for!

When will the consumer finally accept how dumb they are and apologize to these conglomerates?!