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People who block seats on public transit with their bag

They: "Hey, can you move your bag? I'd like to sit there."
Passenger: "Sure, no problem"
Or, in my case..
They: Stand still and give the smallest glance in my direction
Me: Put my bag on my lap in record time, glance up, smile awkwardly :)

Seriously, I'm guilty as hell of putting my bag next to me in the train. Mainly because I'm not putting it on the floor together with who knows what kind dirt is lying down there. And It's awkward to keep it on my lap if it's not necessary. Of course it's different when it's a busy train.

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Can you think of any others?

I had a bit too much fun with these :)

Magical Items
  • The Bandwidth Cap
    Cursed item that limits the magical power of it's wearer
  • The Token Ring
    Magical ring that allows the wielder to communicate over large distances. They can receive messages from one token ring and send message to another.
  • The Memory Barrier
    Protective charm that shields the mind from intrusion.
  • The Shadow Register
    A magical ledger that records secrets and hidden locations in the immediate area.
  • The Superscalar
    A legendary shimmering sword that can strike multiple foes in a single attack.
Spells
  • Loopback
    Redirects a spell to its point of origin.
  • Jabber
    Causes the target to produce incoherent speech and lose its train of thought.
  • Branch Prediction
    Gives the caster foresight to predict their opponent's next action.
  • Traceroute
    A tracking spell that reveals the path of a target.
  • Mask
    Hides the caster's true identity.
  • Hypertransport
    Enables instantaneous movement over short distances.
  • Interrupt
    Counterspell to disrupt an enemy's casting.
Spell modifiers
  • Broadcast
    Modifies spell to affect a large area.
  • Unicast
    Modifies spell to affect a single point with maximum damage.
  • Multicast
    Modfies spell to affect multiple selected targets.
  • Repeater
    Modifies spell to recast itself over multiple turns.

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What is your "inexpensive" hobby that turned out to be expensive/ you gradually invested lots of money into?

3d printing. I started out with a cheapish Chinese model, got annoyed by the lack of accuracy and bought a Prusa.
Then there’s the filaments, accessories, post processing stuff... I own a Dremel now for some reason!
And I’m constantly eyeing those resin 3d printers, telling myself the higher resolution is totally worth it…
The only thing saving my bank account is my low attention span and dozens of other interests :)

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AI Generated Content

AI jank is half the fun, I agree with that.
Especially when it's too damn stubborn. I once tried to make an AI generate a movie poster about someone riding a giant scorpion. But for some reason the AI kept associating the word riding with motorcycles and refused to put anything but a motorcycle in the image.
I kept on pushing for my scorpion and finally the AI just generated this monstrosity to shut me up.

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Has the Reddit exodus killed the former Lemmy culture?

I'm one of those Reddit refugees. I can't say anything about how things were before I got here, but I would like to add that I treat Lemmy a whole lot different from Reddit. When I joined there was plenty of talk about the lack of content, people only upvoting but not commenting, that kind of thing.
So I took this as a sign that I should be more of a participant and not the three-posts-to-my-name lurker that I was at Reddit. And I saw similar motivations with other users. So I do hope that at least part of the refugees have added a positive influence, and more so than they ever did when they were still using Reddit.

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What's been the craziest moment of your life?

Arriving home with my newborn son. It was the first moment when it really sank in that I’m a parent and we have to take care of this tiny little thing.
It wasn’t a warm feeling but more of a fuuuuuck! What do we do? What do we do?! feeling. The enormity of the responsibility just overwhelmed me.
I somehow got through it and the post-natal care lady that visited a few hours later really helped with grounding the situation.

Anyway, it’s not a crazy situation for most of you. But for me it really felt like a “I can’t believe this is happening!” situation.