He really gets off to Smurf films.

Needs some chunky peanut butter.

Or his wife? Incontentia Buttocks?

Coca-Cola argued in court that "no reasonable person" would believe that Vitamin Water was healthy or good for you.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-dark-side-of-vitaminw_b_669716

"Just one bad apple!" One bad apple spoils the entire barrel/bunch.

"Jack of all trades, master of none." Jack of all trades, master of none, oft times better than a master of one.

"Great minds think alike." Great minds think alike, but fools never differ.

In the spirit of shit posting: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

They sell for about $1.50 on Ali Express. It's hilarious.

Banning investors from buying singles family homes is definitely a plus, but I get nervous when I hear 'deregulation'.

Wannabe Henry Kissenger without the charisma, intellect, ability to disguise evil as perfectly logical foreign policy.

Armed minorities are harder to suppress.

Strictly speaking, Christian values directly oppose treating immigrants poorly. Or as second class citizens. Explicitly stated in the old and new testament. You know, Biblical law that we 'should' all be following.

On the other hand, "It's easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into heaven." And "Love of money is the root of all evil." Doesn't seem to be cited by Prosperity Christians.

https://saintmarks.org/justice/renewing-our-covenant/what-does-the-bible-say-about-refugees-and-immigrants/

Chino Bandito in Phoenix. Chinese/Mexican food. Carnitas+ pork fried rice rocks .

Boy George is a transphobe? WTF? I always thought he WAS trans.

And they could be 4ft long. Sea scorpions were much bigger. Sweet dreams!

"We have worked with imperfect vessels before." https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/apr/01/donald-trump-white-evangelical-christians-indictment

Ever been to Arizona? Great way to reduce your core temperature after a walk outside.

Nobody understands Finnegan's Wake.

It's not her fault that her parents were brother and sister.

From my Oklahoma friend: "Give Texas back to Mexico!"

God is nonbiological so no gender. Or all genders. If God is in everything, then there are some bacteria with 23 or so sexes, so God possesses genders beyond the scope of human consciousness.