Coca-Cola argued in court that "no reasonable person" would believe that Vitamin Water was healthy or good for you.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-dark-side-of-vitaminw_b_669716

"Just one bad apple!" One bad apple spoils the entire barrel/bunch.

"Jack of all trades, master of none." Jack of all trades, master of none, oft times better than a master of one.

"Great minds think alike." Great minds think alike, but fools never differ.

In the spirit of shit posting: How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

They sell for about $1.50 on Ali Express. It's hilarious.

Banning investors from buying singles family homes is definitely a plus, but I get nervous when I hear 'deregulation'.

Wannabe Henry Kissenger without the charisma, intellect, ability to disguise evil as perfectly logical foreign policy.

Armed minorities are harder to suppress.

Strictly speaking, Christian values directly oppose treating immigrants poorly. Or as second class citizens. Explicitly stated in the old and new testament. You know, Biblical law that we 'should' all be following.

On the other hand, "It's easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to get into heaven." And "Love of money is the root of all evil." Doesn't seem to be cited by Prosperity Christians.

https://saintmarks.org/justice/renewing-our-covenant/what-does-the-bible-say-about-refugees-and-immigrants/

Chino Bandito in Phoenix. Chinese/Mexican food. Carnitas+ pork fried rice rocks .

"We have worked with imperfect vessels before." https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/apr/01/donald-trump-white-evangelical-christians-indictment

Nobody understands Finnegan's Wake.

It's not her fault that her parents were brother and sister.

God is nonbiological so no gender. Or all genders. If God is in everything, then there are some bacteria with 23 or so sexes, so God possesses genders beyond the scope of human consciousness.

From my Oklahoma friend: "Give Texas back to Mexico!"

Requiring the company to do more than provide short term stock growth. Generally they want the company to behave somewhat responsibly or ethically. A desire to not simply maximize profits. They have to have a big chunk of stock or proxy votes since the only way they can influence the company is by removing or adding board members.

gzip && finger | man -stur

There's a scene in DBZ Super where Vegeta states that Saiyan men are inherently attracted to strong women which is why he and Goku are so content with their wives.

I also recall that at one point Vegeta said that he saw how fighting for family and friends made Goku stronger and he wanted to see if it worked for him, too. I can't remember where tho. But on the other hand on the Majin Buu arc, he said he just fell into the role.

Funny, in DBZ Super (as much as I saw) Vegeta was practically the good guy, fighting to protect his family and world and it was Goku who threatened everything with his selfishness and lack of care.

Isn't that the same phrase that doomed Jimmy Carter's second presidential run?

This is an adhesion contract (no counteroffer or ability to negotiate terms, and it was made unilaterally) and probably will not stand up to a challenge in court. Of course, someone would actually have to sue / afford to sue. https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/adhesion_contract_(contract_of_adhesion)

I could probably get it if I knew the emperor. But I don't. And I can't.