each team begin fighting in a wild mixed martial arts match—punching, kicking, tripping, hacking, tackling, and wrestling

Ahh, so this is where Tony Pulis' Stoke City got their inspiration!

Interviewer: "you're in jail and you can only call Jamie Carragher or Micah Richards to get you out. Who do you call?"

TH: "I stay in jail."

lmao

"I'm not going to be bullied"

Proceeds to happily cave to the bully

Fucking pathetic from him and Rand Paul.

"Dear Jesus, please let me out of this choke hold. I'm sorry. I fucked up."

Yes to both. Food quality is probably poorer than it's every been (which is saying something!). And the prices are crazy expensive for the shit you get. Their prices have gone up more than basically any other fast food chain in America.

I think his staffers never told him about the court ruling, and instead they've told him they are replacing all the dull lettering with 'classy' gold lettering. And now they don't know how to tell him the truth. So they are stalling by leaving the tarps up there.

I think there are two kinds of new sitcom episodes airing today:

• The ones on 'over the air' network, which are largely unfunny and cringey and have horrible laugh tracks.
• The ones on smaller 'cable' networks that are more edgy and usually don't have laugh tracks, and which are usually genuinely funny.

For me the sitcoms of old were mostly the unfunny, cringey, laugh-track plagued ones. So I don't think the need cringey ones are really any worse than most of the older ones.

Damn, poor Haiti. For a brief and glorious period of time they were beating Morocco. What a huge win that would have been for them.

RIP Scotland. Hopefully they eek through in a 3rd place spot.

🎶 In the aaaaaarms of a cyborg... 🎶

I'm surprised in the face of their disastrous cloud strategy they haven't done the usual Oracle thing: buy out a smaller competitor with much better architecture and then completely ruin it with their own spaghetti code and horrible tooling.

Worst glory hole ever?

Or best glory hole ever?

as he peels off the penis suit, asks Gamble for her name.

She replies, “Aunt Tifa.”

Perfect response. Okay, that lady is a baller (and, apparently, a penis).

Now, the company says it imagines an "Uber-type of setup" to fill their ranks, with gig workers logging in remotely to argue with customers from the comfort of their own homes.

So they're using their spectacular failure as a chance to exploit their new 'employees' via the gig economy.

Fuck them. They have learned nothing about respect or decency, and I hope they continue to crash and burn.

That's objectively poor survey design. For questions like that there should always be an 'Other' option. There should also be a 'None' or 'N/A' option.

Imagine leaving Texas because you think it's too liberal.

Ah yes, a classic tale...

"We're going to take this perfectly efficient and functional COBOL code base and rewrite it in Java! And we'll do it in a few months!"

So many more competent people and organizations than them have already tried this and spectacularly crashed and burned. There are literal case studies on these types of failed endeavors.

I bet they'll do it in Waterfall too.

It's interesting. If they use Grok, this could well be the deathknell for vibe programming (at least for now). It's just fucking tragic that their hubris will cause grief and pain to so many Americans - and cost the lives of more than a few.

Edit: Fixed some typos.

Damn, they're not even waiting for their guy to be sworn in again before they start the infighting. This truly is a speed run to social cannibalism.

This guy is a one-trick pony.

Have to oath in a Democrat who will trigger a vote his master doesn't like? Send everyone home!

Files that incriminates his master are being released? Send everyone home!

This tactic is getting old already.