I kind of like brutalist architecture, especially the interior design. It’s kind of soothing to be around, especially when it’s combined with plants.

Half as much as they have measured, is my guess.

I so much want to believe that this is someone who just wants to play the kind of tag that they have always dreamt of as a kid.

In all of these cases I always answer “Because I like it that way”
I don’t have to explain anything to anyone if I don’t feel like it.

Men without beards "cannot be distinguished from women"

I wish 🙄

I recently had to attend some course at work. Everyone was required to introduce themselves with their name and a single word that would describe them, starting with the first letter of their name. Like: “My name is Chris and I’m compassionate“
Of course my name starts with a T 🤦‍♀️
I was last in line and all I could think was “don’t say trans, don’t say trans”
Ended up with something lame like “technical” 😒

As a parent who is trans, I can confirm that most people seem to look right through me.

Urgh, over fucking darts?
I really fail to see what her ‘biological advantage’ is over the other players.

Of course there isn’t one, it’s just so blatant.

The general message I hear among enterprise architects is that there's a price for IT sovereignty.
But that it's a price worth paying.

Silly cat, how are you going to get that big pizza through that tiny hole?

O nice!

I thought this was a motivational seminar.

“Repeat after me:”

*sigh*

I'd already be happy if I could look like the girl in the background...

According to this 28 year old theory, it's because he died in front of Luke.

There's no dark or light side, there's just trying to die in front of Luke.

Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups. Always verify to make sure you(and others) got all the necessary information.

You might worry that you’ll come across as inexperienced or unprepared, but people usually appreciate the effort. And it will save you so much headache down the line.

Anything really. As long as the bowl is within hands reach I will keep eating until it’s empty.
I just can’t seem to pace myself. So nowadays I try to stick to healthy snacks.
If I gorge myself on something then it might as well be something that’s good for me :)

That’s rather expensive. I expect at least five years if I have to pay that much money.

I drive an Opel Corsa E. It's basically just a normal Opel Corsa with an electric engine.
Or is that not what you had in mind?