Last weekend I bought a switch 2, and a father and son were in front of me. I got the pokopia bundle, they got Mario kart. The kid was telling me pokopia was really good, and asked if I ever played Mario kart. So I told him the last time I played that was on the Nintendo 64 in like 1999 when I was about his age

The kid thinks for a bit, and goes "oh wow, I didn't know you were an old lady!"

Yeah, it's sort of a compliment I guess.

These aren't petrified bodies.

Wait... Do people think that if you're covered in hot, you turn to stone???

We're allowed to swear on the internet and in the Netherlands, so why the self censorship?

So, it actually DOES make you do blind!

Do they want to sell even fewer?

And they seem to think it covers up the smell of cigarettes.

Maybe if you're on fire or having a heart attack... Maybe

He's his own best friend.

"Good Boy". Its a pretty basic haunted house movie, from the perspective of a dog.

It was basically a space drama with people seemingly stuck in their highschool years.

It's like they took their Wormhole Xtreme joke about "younger and edgier" and made it into a real series.

Yeah, I'm not American, and the Dutch housing market has been insane the last... 20 years or so. I did the maths a while ago, and my house has gone up in value about 60 euros every single day.

It IS punitive. The idea is to punish you for emitting CO2, thereby encouraging you to emit less.

Imagine if driver all stood up and went "we reject speed limits as a punitive measure!"

Well, you can't allow too many conflicting opinions if your worldview relies on ignorance.

"this religion started by a dude from Nazareth is totally western!"

One night when I took acid, I realized my cat has infinite fur and you can just keep petting deeper forever without running out, because the fur is a bottomless abyss of fluffiness.

Just saying, not every acid trip is revelatory.

My dude, the US constitution specifically permits slavery.

None.

That's why Obama proposed a deal where the US would do things and Iran would do some other things. Kinda like how I give the supermarket money and they give me icecream. I don't have a right to take their icecream away, but we can trade for it.

Trumps idea was to say "no, we will not make any deals, because Obama touched it and now it smells". Then he noticed that Iran wasn't following the deal, panic, and start bombing.

I, however, am a bit curious.

They are going to say regular bird flu recombined with seasonal flu, most likely on a pig farm. The resulting virus will be a bird flu that spreads between humans. It will be highly virulent in children and cause pneumonia, with a 50% mortality. It will begin in South Africa and have a worldwide first wave around the end of October. It will be in the news within 63 days.

Just for the record, so that we can all laugh at you: 63 days from this post is October 24 or 25th, depending on your timezone.

I really want a reminder bot for Lemmy, sigh.