I'm going to hold you hand when I tell you this...

Its too late for that.

Save me, if I be becooome, my demons~

Huffman isn't bending the knee. He's been deep throating Musk for quite a while. Even before the whole API thing, it was known the he saw Musk as a great role model.

Zelensky confirmed it was 25 in his meeting with Trump.

We've come full circle.

You didn't even mention that m-dash in there. As much as I dislike attributing m-dashes to AI, that was a dead-giveaway that Trump didn't write this.

I think the point being made is that company staff shouldn't be leaving five-star reviews on products they, themselves, work on. Whether they do it because they love the product, or a company suit told them to. Personally, I think it's fine to try and convince people to use your/your company's software, but giving yourself a five-star review to do so is downright pathetic.

I think it's safe to say you don't speak for everyone.

The joke is that Linux blocks this by not doing it at all. Which is why people should switch to Linux. Which is a good idea. But that's up to the people.

My thoughts exactly.

Whelp, chat, I'm officially mentally damaged.

My eyes, immediately, locked on to "whale sperm." It's over for me.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't the water he drank Fiji? If so, that'd explain his reaction. To me, that water tastes soapy.

Religion.

Is there an Android emulator that you can actually game on? I've tried a number of them (Android x86, Genymotion, Waydroid), but none of them can install a multitude of games from the Google Play store. The one thing keeping me on Windows is Android emulation (I like having one or two idle games running at any given time).

It's just a typical day on the internet, honestly.

Are you trying to imply that being drugged up is considered "doing something?"

I've lost count of how many times this has been reposted, but I love it every single time.

Reading all this, I gotta ask; Did it work?

Two Matt's with the same score. Damn.

Damn...

Was hoping to watch the Internet Historian video on this one too...