Just add a few potatoes and some meat...

This parenting shit is easy

I lol'd

The actual origin is almost as goofy. "'Wisconsin' (originally 'Meskonsing') is the English spelling of a French version of a Miami Indian name for a river"

One of the 6 in every 6-3 decision to help Trump get out of control thinks he's out of control, waow

A lot of people in this thread saying that viruses are losing when we live through a cold. That's just not true. Their goal is to live/reproduce, not to kill. They're winning at a different game, it just hurts us as a byproduct.

"Boop."

But also, I think similarly for commenting online.
90% of the time, I type out a comment, only to hit cancel and move on. It's surprisingly cathartic.

I, for one, can't wait to be dominated by a cabal of muscular women.

Umm, akshually, he's saying "ous ous ous" just on the first jab, then is dead silent for the other 3 moves.

Blasted! Skewered, even.

DUI cheat sheet

Therapy costs money. Propaganda is not only free, it's shoved in your face and you have to pay to block it (partially).

My GROOVE! NOO!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Idk, this piece of advice legitimately works on my wife.

I invested $100K and turned it into $16K

There's no doubt in my mind that Sam could beat the sun to death with a frying pan.

Well, according to British Standard 6008 (ISO 3103), the preparation of a liquor of tea requires a tea leaf.

I don't know why I have that knowledge in my back pocket, nor the urge to share that information, but there you go.