Stupid fucking bitch.

Shitty tip.
I have been trying it for the past hour.
No cock, no semen.
What a fucking waste of time.

In Pikachu's defense, Ash's mom roped in Prof. Oak, so she got that fire coochie energy.
Pikachu ain't the bad boy here, he just under her influence.

This is common sense.
If you see me in that middle of a productive task like sleeping, munching on cheese, drinking bourbon from the bottle or manhandling my Johnson, please refrain from acting on your urge to show me the right path.
I know that path, that's why I'm not on it.

Kids 2dy dnt knw hw gud de hv.

Is your screen taped to the floor?
Or is it your wall?
Or the ceiling?
What in the Dormamu shit is this dimension?

P.s.
Socks look pretty.

Yay!
Very soon we will have fake real skin on dildos!

I have balls-scrunching anxiety.
So any kind of public speaking means I shit my pants.
I gave a presentation today & I only got scared shitless at the beginning. After those first 2mins, things went well.
Mind you, I had previously left mid-way from one such presentation with the same people, making a stupid excuse.
Felt nice.

Bros too smart to finish submitting their assignments on time decide to audition for corporate poster boys.

No matter who denies it, this is peak artfully stylised graphics for any game ever made.

Aawww, your pookie bear isn't sensitive enough?
Gonna cry about it?

As popular as that swamp?
Oh fuck no dude. Let's fucking not

Extremely deceiving.
I've been with a lot of Mohammeds. None of them were massive.
Totally average.
Not that I'm complaining. Simply conveying.

No, it is a sign of respect. The human is asking permission to enter my dominion.
Source : I am an animal (in bed), according to my girlfriend.... Specifically a pig, according to my wife.

Listen here you stupid moron.
Do whatever the fuck you want with your life (provided you don't hurt anybody.).
If you want to write a book about something, do your homework, talk to whoever you think you should but in the end, do only what YOU think will make you happy.
There are mfs out there who send in AI slop to scientific journals and still get published & cited.
Stan-fucking-lee introduced us to a bunch of superheroes. He did what he loved well before anybody took notice. You do what you love, regardless of what your stupid friend says. Your friend should warn of dangers, yes. But your friend should be by your side to hold you, in case you fail.
Just one thing, always endeavour to be the best at what you do. If you want to bake cookies, be the best cookie chef of your time. If you want to suck ass, be the best at sucking ass. If you want to be the best superhero writer, be the fucking best superhero writer.
Now stop wasting your time listening to dim-wits on the internet like myself and go work on your dreams.

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He he he he he he he he he

You can delete Google from your life.
But Google will never delete you from within itself.
You will live in its memory forever.

WHAT?
So Gordan Ramsay is the town bicycle?
Jamie Oliver has always been a hussy?
Guy Fieri is a JoyToy?
GASP
Anthony fucking Bourdain was a thot?