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lemmings.world

Shitty tip.
I have been trying it for the past hour.
No cock, no semen.
What a fucking waste of time.

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You need to try it while making eye contact with strangers and you're more likely to get offers of cock and semen.

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lemmy.world

I never realized salt and semen taste so similar.

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birdwingreply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

They actually do. I've asked my partner to make a juice approximating its taste, and I drank it, and apparently it's like salty & sugary warm water.

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Oh man I just got my wife with that so good! I can't believe she fell for that, I've done it so many times. Trick is to wait a couple years between.

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It works much better in crowded areas, too. The more people that see you doing it, the better!

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