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What's the most unforgivable sin done in media that you're still bitter about?

Fox screwing Firefly with that stupid broadcast schedule (although it was cancelled before Joss could make it weird)

Star Wars: A LOT of things, but I'll focus on Episode 9 being absolute dog shit

Game of Thrones, I don't think I need to expand on it

Probably the most unforgivable thing is the legacy and ongoing sexual exploitation of minors in the entertainment industry, but I don't think that's what OP had in mind

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We know Donny, we know...

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Power. Some people are attracted to power, and wish to acquire it by any means at their disposal.

This trait is not limited to attractive women. Attractive women are often condemned for using the most immediate means at their disposal (sexual desirability) to increase personal power. What ought to be condemned is acquiring power by harming others

What this woman has chosen to do is acquire power via the current ruling regime. And the current ruling regime is very harmful to multiple groups, including most of the American public at large.

The Mouth of Sauron did the same thing. Go read Tolkien's recently recovered Appendix G: The Mouth of Sauron, No Teeth Baby

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The end is near

Here's a fun exercise.

If a person is driving a vehicle that has truck nuts, there is a high probability they are a inbred fascist hillbilly MAGAt.

If you get the chance to talk to the driver of said vehicle, congratulate them on helping their truck transition to male, and thank them for supporting trans rights. Immediately exit the Lowe's parking lot, letting them stew on what you just said

(Caution: There is a >0% chance you will be assaulted for doing this. That likelihood increases proportionate to the amount of beard and body fat you do not possess)

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Peanut butter

Liar!

Clearly you just smeared some store bought peanut butter on the blender for clout

(Seriously tho, it looks delicious)

Real question. How does one flip small stuff during baking? Your instructions say to flip the peanuts. Lots of baked things are supposed to be flipped halfway through. Flipping peanuts or sweet potato fries is random and haphazard at best. Do you have any techniques that are fast and thorough?

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The end is near

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I'm not gonna body shame someone for having a little peepee and tiny balls. That's between them and their therapist/bar tender.

I will say a giant vehicle or firearm is no replacement for gender affirming care. I would add that things that make a man feel more masculine, like hair transplants, penis enlargement, "low T" therapies, and similar things are gender affirming care. Those that receive that care should be reminded of that fact, lest they forget that what's good for the goose is good for the gander

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Going 100km/h in a 30km/h zone

For reference for those using freedom units that's roughly 60 mph in a 20 mph zone

Bonus. In eagle burger land that will either land you:

  • $200 fine and 2 points on your license (varies on state)

  • shot in the face (dwb and reaching for a gun wallet)

  • nothing (hello fellow patrolman, have a great day killing pet dogs)

Source: I'm a red-blooded freedom loving eagle burger citizen

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Justice

Like, fatally stabbed? That's a bit much

But, you know, a flesh wound, a bit of an ouchy, something to make you think next time you open your goddamn mouth Kevin you ignorant waste of skin…

Yeah I'd say that's reasonable

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I'm seriously proud of this

Everyone focuses on the typo when dude did an awesome thing. Reddit doesn't allow title edits and GBoard is shit at producing the words you want, and then dude gets a bunch of Tina jokes.

They got screwed thrice; by their boss, by Reddit, and by their keyboard

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Um, excuse me, the FULL name is the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' Theory of Socioeconomic Unfairness.

I'm a bit of an authority on it myself. Sammies are still taking the theory to every corner of the Disc.