Spyke
lemmy.world

And they say pheromones don’t work on humans. Yea aight

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lemm.ee

I pheromoned in the toilet this morning! And a tiny amount in my own asscheeks overnight

Edit: apparently y'all don't like poop jokes. Noted, but not heeded

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Mr_Dr_Oinkreply
lemmy.world

What is it that a fartographer would do exactly?

If a cartographer maps out the land, would a fartographer map out the bowels?

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lemmy.world

Could have done without the Elon comment just so I can avoid thinking about that choad for 5 minutes on the internet

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SirSamuelreply
lemmy.world

While I understand the sentiment, I have to disagree.

This is nearly perfect comedy, Without the final redirect it's just a rant about Fake Plastic Trees

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Akasazhreply
feddit.nl

Tbh Europeans of the start of the nineteenth century had this too, but with Napoleon.

Who was turned away for losing and putting hundreds of thousands to their early grave. And then the king came back and they were like 'oh this Napoleon guy wasn't so bad after all.'

And then Napoleon lost again, got exiled and again the king retuned, people became so desirous of late Napoleon again that they elevated his nephew to emperor.

So you can say at least that however bad technocrats are, kings seem to be worse, by a margin.

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it turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government

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sh.itjust.works

Seconded. Also as regards the perfume kind of musk, if I wanted to fuck a civet I'd fuck a civet.

(I wouldn't because civets can't consent. So I guess there's a place for musk perfume: for frustrated civetfuckers.)

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I think that was part of the humor intended. Because it was spelled with a lower case m, which (ignoring the author's possibility of mistakes) means it was referring to the smell and not the person.

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Same. I've filtered out a lot of keywords in my feed and I hate that it still comes up in screenshots. I'm just so tired.

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programming.dev

Well u know what I just read a gross manga of having sex and throwing semon on girl ass while popping and also on the poop 💩. Gross as hell and now cannot eat or think about sex properly.

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BreadOvenreply
lemmy.world

The priest was throwing down his sermon, while high on girl ass, and popping, while standing in poop?....all at the same time?

Was the sermon about gross manga or having sex?

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BreadOvenreply
lemmy.world

Didn't know that. Going with the rest of the Grammer, I just thought it was a typo (seamen).

I just typed up the scenario that I thought up after reading your post.

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not your kink then, now you know to avoid anything with "scat" in the tags

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