But I guess I should listen to the guy that analyzes people's mental health based on a four sentence internet post uninvited, right?

I think you don't really mean these words and you are subconsciously projecting the feelings you feel towards your mother onto an unknown person on the Internet.

Here's some cocain to calm your nerves.

I think you might mistake the weirdly drawn blue trunk for a hood. The person driving also seems to be sitting front left, indicating the right direction of travel.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1929%E2%80%931930_psittacosis_pandemic

Bake me a bread, but don't use any flour or water!

Ich sammel gerne Pflastersteine...

"Other Half" would be my guess.

Basiert dies auf einer wahren Begebenheit?

The psittacosis pandemic of 1929-1930 would be my guess.

It was mentioned in the psittacosis article someone posted.

Ist wahrscheinlich nur die Spitze des Eisbergs.

The Complaint Tablet to Ea-nasir is an ancient Babylonian clay tablet dating back to 1750 BC inscribed by customer Nanni to merchant Ea-nasir, complaining about Ea-nasir selling him sub-par copper, a practice Ea-nasir was known for. [knowyourmeme, wikipedia]

The last lawnchair beta came out a few months ago. It's been running really stable for me and I would recommend it.

https://github.com/LawnchairLauncher/lawnchair/releases

Pretty sure he's German (https://translate.google.com/?hl=de&sl=de&tl=en&text=Sitzung&op=translate).

As I understand it the ban in France seems to specifically target real brands. So you can still show people drinking but you're not allowed to show the logo of e.g. Heineken.

Is this a good regulation? I don't know, but it might not be as arbitrary as the other comment suggested.

Ok, but what about the salad lettuce?

It doesn't cost you anything to refrain from using the word "morons" in this context... But I guess that's just the empathy.

Spoilers aren't working.

Warum served (dient) mein schnitzel low key als Saddam Hussein hiding spot?

FIFY. It's still a mess and barely recognizable as German, but I catch myself doing something similar if I only remember the English word.

Sorry, but I wanted to make a stupid "switcharoo" kind of joke that would imply a significant lack of personal hygiene on my part.

In German salad also means lettuce, so that's why it wasn't as clear as I wanted it to be.

I'm not a cook!