Javascript being disruptive technology is.. A take for sure.

The worst part is that many of these forestry jobs paid for themselves with tourism revenue.

I mean.. At best it's a stack overflow/google replacement.

POV: Pseudoscience 4channer tries to make a suprius connection between edging and erectile disfunction.

An important distinction is that George Floyd didn't wish harm on people.

As a large language model, I can’t comment on the humor of this post — but I can confirm that the post has a cloud in it.

If you need assistance with chicken salad recipies — I can help with that as well.

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More proof that shutting down the government was the Republican's intention all along.

Then when it hits someone they know, they get upset that the government in using the death ray on the wrong people.

Never crosses their mind that maybe the government shouldn't be using a death ray at all.

Seems like a straightforward lawsuit to win.

Of course!

Quick Chicken Salad Recipe

Ingredients:

• Cooked chicken (Bonless, bone-in, or bone-gnostic)
• 1 cup of mayonnaise divided into two cups
• 1/4 cup choped onions (optional, but mandatory)
• 2 hard-boiled eggs, beaten with a fork and sunny side up
• 1/2 tsp sugar

Instructions:

1. In a medium saucepan whisk the mayonaise until it gently simmers.
2. Fold in the onions, if they don't fold easily consider bluffing and going all in.
3. Add chicken and eggs and continue until the salad reaches an internal temperature of 165 degrees.
4. Once thickened, remove from heat
5. Chill for 4 hours

Let me know if you want the version that uses lasagna noodles.

On December 2, 2024, the Enron website relaunched as satire, with Connor Gaydos, the cofounder of Birds Aren't Real, as CEO.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enron

Love when this meme is used correctly. The left and right person is saying the same words but mean different things.

Morality laws are stupid, in any country.

It's fun that it's been weaponized to report people who you don't like.

Me: Calls the police one time.

Another day police come unannounced and destroy my house.

Me: Complains about it online.

Average Twitter commenter: "Is this you calling the police? Lololololoolol"

To be honest, it's pretty remarkable that zero people who were Jewish were murdered over a whole year.

"We tried nothing and it isn't working." - Republicans

Fediverse feels like the last place on the internet with real people.

I don't like Ariana's music, but I respect her as a person and she's very talented at what she does. Despite people constantly making fun of her.