My neutered dog has more balls than the entire Uvalde police department.

I use KDE Plasma, btw.

Don’t forget the mandatory testing of the drill in the air.

Dinosaur Train! Dinosaur Train! I’m gonna riiiiiiiiide the Dinosaur Train!

My wife has had an ACA plan for years. It’s $98/month in 2025, but is jumping to $354 in January.

So much of my life is in 1Password, but they’ve consistently done everything they can to make me want to jump ship. This might be the last straw.

The opening made me cry the whole movie and for 3 hours after. It ruined my entire day. And I don’t cry easy.

If you’re looking for empathy and kindness with an alien species, check out the Wayfarers books by Becky Chambers.

So we just need to run for school board first?

I recommend starting with a low dose of Yes, tritating up to Pink Floyd, then adding Riverside as adjunct therapy.

Hopefully Apple doesn’t put Pluribus ads on fruit. That one lady named Carol would lose her poor mind.

The best solution I’ve found for my PDA brain to deal with tons of corporate deadlines is two parts: (1) make my own deadlines before theirs so my deadline, and (2) find a way to add my uniqueness to each project.

Still not foolproof. Especially with anything resembling busywork.

The bed is made of…flesh?

There’s a website to check for movies like Hachiko:

https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/9836

My wife and I quote that all the time.

Most hoods are plugged into an outlet in the cabinet above it. Just pop a smart plug in there and leave the switch on the hood on.

I love my “RITOS” t-shirt from the episodes they make fun of Discovery’s “DISCO” shirts.

Chacos!

It’s from that new anime, That Time I Got Hit By a Bus and Reincarnated As a Classroom Skeleton.

Jealous of that handwriting.