Yoshi in Mario Kart World 🏎️

Considering

• I have unlimited gas for a vehicule I never have to leave,
• there are random piles of gold everywhere,
• I own a worldwide restaurant franchise - with an extensive menu of delicious delicacies - that serves for free,
• and a guy on a cloud will always fish me to safety if I fall to my demise...

The hardest part will be to avoid getting morbidly obese 😅

Looks promising

Why won't they ditch Google for the calendar? Maybe they just need your help transitionning, and they won't complain once you've sorted that for them.

#1 is doing the show for the children: they love when it feels risqué and adult-y.

#2 is doing the show to get parents' trust.

Consent-o-matic is your friend 🌞

Her voter base of Joe Rednecks don't have a passport, and stopped paying attention to the wherabouts of their birth certificate once it got them their first gun.

Voter suppression suddenly doesn't feel so good, when it puts your seat on the line...

So manly, his trunk has an 8-pack

Using DRM to pry privacy out of this clusterfuck is chef's kiss

I disagree with his choice to not name the place. Fot starters, I would like to know where not to go eat. Also, those people shaming him will basically get no consequence out of their hateful behaviour, so they will not learn. Loss of revenue would have been a great way to drive the point home.

Just the week-end? Ambitious

TL;DR: eating one rich a day keeps climate change away.

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Nextcloud and Ionos justify the decision for the Only-Office fork with its more modern architecture and code base compared to LibreOffice and its browser variant Collabora. „Libre Office is 35 years old and no longer the most innovative and fluid,“ said Nextcloud CEO Frank Karlitschek. „You can also notice that in the browser.“

Am I the only one reading that as "we can't add AI to LibreOffice, so out it is"?

XMPP with prosody is good once you've figured out the modules you need.

Unfortunately, I had to quit a few years back as there was no reliable iOS client. Long story short: notifications were never working as expected on that plateform.

Matrix.org is overkill for my needs, but at least notifications work accross the board 👍

To those that "Humpf, don't care, my data dies with me", PLEASE remember the significant people in your life will have to deal with admin stuff after your death. And it's on you to make that process a misery or not for them.

Maybe make sure they have at least access to whatever's needed to deal with stuff after your demise?

If you don't have friends and family or hate all humans, don't mind me of course.

Leverage for a discount on his premium.

And the collapsing economy wants to invade a territory of the rising economy. Funny that...

David Bowie. The man was such a pervading creative force, always cooking something or inspiring someone... 😢

Remember when Gchat was federated with XMPP, and the federation was dropped when it wasn't serving Google's needs anymore?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

That last panel of unadulterared joy... The most precious thing you can get from a child 🥹