Yoshi in Mario Kart World 🏎️

Considering

• I have unlimited gas for a vehicule I never have to leave,
• there are random piles of gold everywhere,
• I own a worldwide restaurant franchise - with an extensive menu of delicious delicacies - that serves for free,
• and a guy on a cloud will always fish me to safety if I fall to my demise...

The hardest part will be to avoid getting morbidly obese 😅

No Man’s Sky… so I’m… fucked? Ish? I honestly don’t know.

Does that make me the little android girl or the dude in the mech suit?

I think, either way, cool!

Carrion. oh god....

Project Zomboid.

god mode on. unlimited ammo.

Bomberman. I'll have to be careful.

I player left 4 dead 2 last night. Well, goodbye world.

Conan exiles. I built a quiet little town so I'll be alright if I never leave it

Silksong. If I've got the skills of Hornet then I'll be alright. I'm sitting on a bench playing the game on my Steam Deck, so I'm kinda already living the life.

Elden Ring, definitely fucked, but I will return to fight another day

It was No One Lives Forever with the weapons mods enabled, so probably not too bad off.

Gonna have to lean around a lot of corners with my crossbow at the ready...

I am stranded on the icy northernmost reaches of a planet on the edge of the galaxy with two cannibals and a psychopath for company

I played Slay the Spire 2, so pretty fucked.

Peglin, which is a Peggle/roguelike... so (looks at stats) I have less than a 25% chance of survival, although I normally choose to make life harder.

The dark urge, as a warlock. Shit. Could be worse.

(Side note: I keep starting and abandoning Baldur's gate 3 because I really do not enjoy DND as a rule system.)

Factorio. Very fucking awesome.

Project Zomboid. I expect I'll survive until I run out of food at home.

Star Trek Online, so the "main character" is just my self-insert incredibly OP starship captain. Where do I sign up??

Oh no, those funny things from Big Walk. I mean, I guess I'm now immune to fall damage?

Akito/KK from Ghostwire: Tokyo. Cool powers, but probably too many creepy ghosts.

Green/Female Trainer from Pokemon Gen1Recomp. I'm cool with that.

Guybrush Threepwood. Pretty neat.

Played Fallout New Vegas last Sunday.

My courier is female, nearly maxed special (may have used console commands), 3 level 100 skills, NCR, BoS, and Great Khans idol, slightly disliked by the Legion.

I also edited the run speed so it's slightly faster than most running NPC.

Yeah, I'm fine with this lol

Palworld. Could be worse, I guess.

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Gamma.

I guess all I can do is sit by the fire, take a sip of vodka and hope it ends quickly.

Uptime. probably screwed, no food, no water, constant server hum, no bed...... But look at all that compute I can steal the RAM from :D

As a WW2 Uboat captain, it’s not great…

Wyll Ravengard

Likely very fucked

I guess I am The Lash now, because The Lash is of course the main character. (Deadlock)

I guess I am The Lash now, because The Lash is of course the main character. (Deadlock)

Luanti Mineclonia, I just spawned a new world and i'm in an ocean on an island that is 5 blocks

Avowed: My face is a tree but I have crazy powers. I feel like I'd probably be OK: I can already fight and shoot, add magic healing and a random assortment of powers on top of that? Yeah, I'll be OK.

Hello cyberware!

Rocket League. What do I do now?

Oh great I'm a Ficsit pioneer.

I get to be a cool sci-fi like furry antivirus looking thing from Kila-Flow. Worst that happens is I get to retry from a checkpoint ( or beginning of level ) while running and jumping my way through every stage.

Better than being a disposable floating vehicle in Mindustry or the protagonist of Pokemon Rejuvenation.

Some random schmuck from Helldivers 2:

if I'm lucky I instantly die to high-explosives lobbed at me by my allies,
if I'm not I bleed out due to a random selection of two limbs chopped off by Dead Space looking mfs while breathing in unknown stuff that makes me hear inverted echoes - either of those in no more than 40 minutes from now.

Fortunately I wasn't wearing adreno-defibrillator armor, otherwise I wouldn't even be allowed to die for a while.

Roadwarden, so I would say medium-to-high levels of fuckedness, depending on where I spawn in.

RDR2 and Ghostbusters crossover. Can I catch ghosts with a proton beam lasso?

Cleared Hot: I get to fly a chopper and blow things up, so that would be fun.

I was playing eternal strands, so I'd be a badass woman surrounded by caring friends who all wield magical powers!

I guess I'm trapped in the void, trying to set up crafting for enough sigils to break into splashing dimensional cores, as usual. Orb of Creation had already been consuming enough of my life...

Luantis... could be worse. Looking at you, microsoft 😡

I played Super Mario 64 with a mod that replaces Mario with Madotsuki so I'd be in a pretty good position. Especially considering what kinds of games I usually play haha

JazzPunk.

I guess I'm living in an absurd android world.

Last video game I played was electronic Yahtzee so either my existence ceases of I continue being myself I guess? Depends on how the rules are interpreted…